Zoey: mike and I are having a baby.
Cameron: aww that's grea-
Zoey, slamming adoption papers on the table: it's you, sign here.
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Katie, talking to DJ: would you like to stay for dinner?
Sadie, from across the room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Sierra, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Izzy, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Heather: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Sierra: playing systemic oppression
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Eva: i am working on this whole 'good guy' thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
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Mike: my knee just cracked so loudly that i half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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Alejandro: why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Everyone: ...
Alejandro: oh, right. the lying.
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Heather: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Gwen: Looking right because you left
Sierra: Looking up cause you let me down
Courtney: Looking down cause you fucked up
Cody: What is wrong with you guys
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its hard to find good quotes anymore but i thought the barbie one was rlly funny so lmk what yall think😭😭
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RandomCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
