total drama incorrect quotes

island of the slaughtered is destroying my mental state

Eva, trying to encourage Owen: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Owen: that's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard
Noah: but what if i die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Izzy: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Noah: i didn't even realize how sarcastic i was being. it's starting to become a problem, i think.

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Gwen: do you think sex without love is a sin?
Duncan: if it is, i'll see you in hell.

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Trent: we both look very handsome tonight.
Justin: you know, if you'd just said that i looked handsome, i would have said, "so do you."
Trent: i couldn't take that chance.

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Duncan: dude, she texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing. she's mad at you.
Alejandro: no, it's heather. she's just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Heather: and then i used a period so he'd know that i'm mad at him.
Leshawna: a period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Heather: i stand by my choice.

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Cody: alejandro, i screwed up, big time.
Alejandro: mi amigo, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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Courtney: can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Noah: general mathematics 8th grade edition.

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Justin: damn, the power went out.
Beth: don't worry, I got this.
Beth: *stomps foot*
Justin: what-?
Beth: *sketchers light up*