james corden has invited bts to be on his carpool karaoke. will it go smoothly? or will the bts boys discover the rooted evil of james corden and overthrow him? find out! - a/n all satire (this didn't actually happen)
ellen's whiny voice flooded the vent. "what do we do gordon?" jin said scared, jumping in his arms. gordon put the burnt lamb sauce pot at the bottom of the vent hole. ellen plummeted down into the pot and scolded her skin. "aahhh!" she screamed in agony. "come on guys, let's make a run for it," taehyung told the group. "not without gordon!" jin said. "are you sure he isn't evil?" jungkook asked. "i trust him." jin replied. gordon blushed and it made his member have butterflies. gordon led the bts boys out of the studio doors. they all jumped in his car. namjoon spotted andrew tate's ferrari heading for them. "drive faster gordon!" namjoon yelled, they were slowly running out of fuel. gordon jolted the car and took a turn down a dodgy alleyway.
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"quick, hide in this person's garden!" gordon yelled as he climbed over the gate. the others followed him. "phew! we are tate free!" jhope said, relieved. "thank you bae," jin said as he embraced gordon. little did they know who the owner of the house was...
