JoJo Part 4 x Community Quote Book

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Hello everyone and welcome to the quote book! Before this starts, I just have a few rules/guidelines that will hopefully help you all understand what's going on! Honestly, if anybody else understands this fanfiction besides me, I'll be amazed.

Guidelines (applicable to all the chapters):

. Each chapter will have about eight regular quotes or four long quotes.

. Author's notes will be at the top of each chapter.

. Many characters from Jojo have specific roles as characters from Community (Jotaro and Jeff, Rohan and the Dean, etc.) but they can change throughout the quote book.

. All quotes featuring romance or sexual references are used for comedic effect only. No ships will be featured here.

. Some characters from JoJo Part 3 will be featured in the quote book with minor roles.

. Many of the quotes will contain swear words and other offensive language/humor.

. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's get started!

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Jotaro: *Returning to morioh to do research*

Joseph: "Hah, I told you you'd be back".

Jotaro: "Shut up Joseph, I'm not really here, I'm just a figment of your creeping dementia".

Joseph: *shrugs*

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Josuke: "We can't keep too much of this money, it's going to look suspicious".

Shigechi: "Yeah, but what do we do with it?"

Okuyasu : *Drives into the middle of the classroom with a dirt bike*

Okuyasu: "Good news guys, I spent all my money".

Josuke: "Okuyasu, you can't bring that in here!"

Okuyasu: "Yes I can, it's all-terrain dummy".

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Yukako: *Hosting a party*

Josuke + Okuyasu + Koichi: *hiding in the basement*

Josuke: "We need to get out of here and eat some REAL food".

Koichi: "Agreed! But how are we going to escape Yukako and her weird family?".

Okuyasu: "No clue. Is digging a tunnel out of the basement an option?"

Koichi: "No!"

Okuyasu: "Well then, I'm eating the food in the bin".

Yukako: *Goes into the basement*

Yukako: "Anyone want some... turkey..."

Koichi: "Oh, hi Yukako! We were just- "

Josuke: "About to- "

Okuyasu: "Eat garbage dip!"

Okuyasu: "Why did I have to go third??"

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Shigechi: "Ok, here's how much money we found today with my stand".

Shigechi: *hands the money over to Okuyasu*

Okuyasu: "$60!" "Hello? rich people? Okuyasu's joining you!"

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Rohan: *Sees Jotaro arriving in morioh for the first time.*

Rohan: "This doesn't make any sense. Why would somebody who gets paid to do things be in morioh cho?"

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Jotaro: "Hey! What the hell are you doing?"

Akira (holding a guitar): "What does it look like I'm doing?"

Jotaro: "You're using safety goggles to destroy my car!?"

Akira: "Yeah, safety first!"

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Koichi + Okuyasu: *in the middle of an argument*

Koichi: "See, this is why you're the stupidest".

Okuyasu: "If loving worms is stupid, I don't want to be smart!"

Koichi: "It is-"

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Hazamada: "Is having a school that's full of stand users normal?"

Jotaro: "It feels normal enough for a school that's on the hospital's blocked caller list".

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