Hello everyone and welcome to the quote book! Before this starts, I just have a few rules/guidelines that will hopefully help you all understand what's going on! Honestly, if anybody else understands this fanfiction besides me, I'll be amazed.
Guidelines (applicable to all the chapters):
. Each chapter will have about eight regular quotes or four long quotes.
. Author's notes will be at the top of each chapter.
. Many characters from Jojo have specific roles as characters from Community (Jotaro and Jeff, Rohan and the Dean, etc.) but they can change throughout the quote book.
. All quotes featuring romance or sexual references are used for comedic effect only. No ships will be featured here.
. Some characters from JoJo Part 3 will be featured in the quote book with minor roles.
. Many of the quotes will contain swear words and other offensive language/humor.
. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's get started!
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Jotaro: *Returning to morioh to do research*
Joseph: "Hah, I told you you'd be back".
Jotaro: "Shut up Joseph, I'm not really here, I'm just a figment of your creeping dementia".
Joseph: *shrugs*
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Josuke: "We can't keep too much of this money, it's going to look suspicious".
Shigechi: "Yeah, but what do we do with it?"
Okuyasu : *Drives into the middle of the classroom with a dirt bike*
Okuyasu: "Good news guys, I spent all my money".
Josuke: "Okuyasu, you can't bring that in here!"
Okuyasu: "Yes I can, it's all-terrain dummy".
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Yukako: *Hosting a party*
Josuke + Okuyasu + Koichi: *hiding in the basement*
Josuke: "We need to get out of here and eat some REAL food".
Koichi: "Agreed! But how are we going to escape Yukako and her weird family?".
Okuyasu: "No clue. Is digging a tunnel out of the basement an option?"
Koichi: "No!"
Okuyasu: "Well then, I'm eating the food in the bin".
Yukako: *Goes into the basement*
Yukako: "Anyone want some... turkey..."
Koichi: "Oh, hi Yukako! We were just- "
Josuke: "About to- "
Okuyasu: "Eat garbage dip!"
Okuyasu: "Why did I have to go third??"
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Shigechi: "Ok, here's how much money we found today with my stand".
Shigechi: *hands the money over to Okuyasu*
Okuyasu: "$60!" "Hello? rich people? Okuyasu's joining you!"
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Rohan: *Sees Jotaro arriving in morioh for the first time.*
Rohan: "This doesn't make any sense. Why would somebody who gets paid to do things be in morioh cho?"
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Jotaro: "Hey! What the hell are you doing?"
Akira (holding a guitar): "What does it look like I'm doing?"
Jotaro: "You're using safety goggles to destroy my car!?"
Akira: "Yeah, safety first!"
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Koichi + Okuyasu: *in the middle of an argument*
Koichi: "See, this is why you're the stupidest".
Okuyasu: "If loving worms is stupid, I don't want to be smart!"
Koichi: "It is-"
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Hazamada: "Is having a school that's full of stand users normal?"
Jotaro: "It feels normal enough for a school that's on the hospital's blocked caller list".
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JoJo Part 4 x Community Quote Book
FanfictionThis is a simple quote book (quote fic/fanfic? Idk) where the characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4 (Diamond Is Unbreakable) say quotes from the sitcom Community. This is purely comedic and was created for my personal enjoyment, so don't t...