Akira: "Hey, can I ask you something?"
Josuke: "Yeah..."
Akira: "As someone who spent the majority of his life in prison... what happened to Legos? They used to be simple!"
Josuke: "Um..."
Akira: "Oh come on! I know you know what I'm talking about. Legos were SIMPLE."
Josuke: "I guess??"
Akira: "Something happened out here while I was in prison... Harry Potter Legos, Star Wars Legos, complicated kits, tiny little blocks. I'm not saying those changes are bad, I just want to know what happened!"
Josuke: *Shrugs*
Josuke: "I don't know what happened..."
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Okuyasu: "Hey, did you guys hear that Shinobu Kawajiri's getting married again?"
Josuke + Koichi: "That's great!"
Rohan: "I guess... but when's our culture going to outgrow this wedding thing?!"
Koichi: "You're anti-wedding now??"
Josuke: "No, he's just pro-anti."
Rohan: "NO to everything you both said!!"
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Okuyasu: *Walking to school*
Josuke: *Hiding behind a bin near a mural of some high schoolers* "Hey, Okuyasu, it's me!"
Okuyasu: "Josuke??"
Josuke: "I made it through the fourth wall, I'm a cartoon now!"
Okuyasu: "That's impossible..."
Josuke: "Nothing's impossible in here! Animals can talk, your heart is shaped like a heart, and the smell of pie can make you float. You have to BELIEVE, Okuyasu!"
Okuyasu: *Getting ready to run into the mural*
Josuke: *Jumping up from behind the bin* "WAIT, you don't have to believe!"
Okuyasu: "I didn't believe! I didn't..."
Okuyasu: *Walks away*
Josuke: "...I may have done some damage there."
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Josuke + Okuyasu: *Hanging out with Mikitaka and Toyohiro*
Toyohiro: *Starts pouring liquid-like food onto a plate*
Okuyasu: "What are you doing?!?"
Toyohiro: "I'm taste testing rations for the shelter I'm digging at the radio tower."
Okuyasu: "Woah!"
Josuke: "Are you the coolest person in the world?"
Toyohiro: "I doubt it..."
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JoJo Part 4 x Community Quote Book
FanfictionThis is a simple quote book (quote fic/fanfic? Idk) where the characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4 (Diamond Is Unbreakable) say quotes from the sitcom Community. This is purely comedic and was created for my personal enjoyment, so don't t...
