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Yoongi: So you're telling me that I was supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not throw at whoever is stressing me out?
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Hobi (to Yoongi): if we put Jungkook and Jin hyung in one room, who would come out crying first?
Yoongi: the room
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Hoseok: why are you lying on the floor?
Jungkook: I have depression.
Jungkook: also, I was stabbed six to seven times, Can you get Namjoon?
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Jungkook: I don't get it, why is everyone so concerned over who's 'top' or who's 'bottom'?
BTS:
Jungkook: I'd just be glad to have a bunk bed.
Rm:
Jin:
Jimin:
Hoseok:
Yoongi: I'm gonna tell him.
Jin: Don't you FUCKING dare.
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Jungkook's gf: I think we should breakup.
Jungkook: why?
Jungkook's gf: because whenever I text you "ily", you reply with "I love Yoongi hyung too"
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BTS as YouTubers
Jimin: How to capture someone's heart;
The Jimin way!
Taehyung: and today on Taehyung's science show, I will be showing you how to make your own poop!! Fun!!
Seokjin: So I'm going to show you all, how to eat cutely like a bunny.
Yoongi: So I'm gonna show you how to sleep....
Yoongi: Even when a horse is screaming at you to wake up...
Hoseok: So I will show you how to do an aegyo!!
Namjoon: *Reading from the script that the rest of BTS wrote*
Namjoon: ahem
Namjoon: Today I'll be showing you how to break everything that You tou-
Namjoon: WHO WROTE THIS??
Jungkook: How to ignore people.
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BTS: *losses Jungkook in crowd*
Jimin: *Smirks* I got this~
Jimin: *in a high pitched voice*
JUNGKOOK-OPPA!!!
Jungkook: *pushes through the crowd, ready to fight* SHOW ME DAT ID BITCH
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So after thought and analysis, I've discovered that once BTS steps in America....Hoseok turns into a Whore, Jimin turns into a thot, Namjoon turns corny af, Yoongi turns sillier, Jin acts 10,000 times more extra, and Jungkook & Taehyung turns into two white boys named as Jake and tyler.
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Officer: What are you names?
Jimin: Don't tell him, Taehyung.
Officer: So you're Taehyung.
Taehyung: God job, Jimin.
Officer: and you're Jimin, Great.
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Jimin: When I was small-
Jungkook: *snorts*
Jungkook: "was„?
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Jungkook: why would I Fuck a demon? Simple, The status, imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they all are crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into your Sugar Demon's arms. LEGENDARY.
Jin: it's 3am wtf?
Hobi: no continue, you have a point.
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This is it for today...
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