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Chifuyu: *starts crying* I'M CRYING!! YOU MADE ME CRY!!!
Baji: Baby!
Chifuyu: now's NOT the time for pet names.
Baji: No, I'm calling you baby.
Baji: I'm insulting you....
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Chifuyu, sees someone doing something idiotic: Hah what an Idiot!!!
Chifuyu: *realizes it's Baji*
Chifuyu: Oh No, that's MY idiot...
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Kazutora: U still single?
Baji/Chifuyu: Idk, I'm kind of seeing someone at the moment.
Kazutora: Damn, close your eyes then.
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Chifuyu: Swear words are illegal now in this dorm. If you say one word you'll be fired.
Baji: heck.
Chifuyu: you're on a thin fucking ice.
Chifuyu: oh no.
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Chifuyu: I once had a crush on someone, and didn't know how to handle it, so I filled their car with heart shaped confetti.
Kazutora: WoW
Baji: that's so funny! Once I went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti.
Chifuyu: How fun!! I have to go water my fish.
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BAJIFUYU ON DATE
Baji: *whispers* what do I do now?
Draken, behind the bushes: tell him something really sweet.
Baji: Strawberries.
Chifuyu: .....
Draken: 🤦🏻♀️
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Chifuyu: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who's the prettiest man of them all?
Mirror: You!!
Chifuyu: wrong, it's Baji-San..try again.
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Takemitchi: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Inui: I sleep with a gun.
Chifuyu: you both're pathetic.
Takemitchi: oh really? Than who do you sleep with?
Chifuyu: Baji-San..
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Chifuyu: [picking off petals] He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he-
Baji: he loves you alot....
Chifuyu:
Baji: I didn't just say that out loud, did I?
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Chifuyu: [tries to flirt] You have nice name..
Baji: [tries to flirt back] thanks, I got it for my birthday.
Ryusei: You sure you want that one?
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Ryusei: Baji isn't answering his phone.
Chifuyu: I'll try.
Ryusei: Kazutora and I both have tried for six times. What makes you thin-
Baji: hello?
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TEXTING
Chifuyu: How are you feeling today?
Baji: The
Chifuyu: Are you able to text or would you prefer me to call you?
Baji: The
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TEXTING PT.2
Baji: big dick in his brother's bum.
Baji: *cat
Chifuyu: wha-
Chifuyu: which word is supposed to be cat?
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Takemitchi: *sees Chifuyu's phone ringing on the table* hey, Chifuyu....Your uhh- Daddy is calling you.
Chifuyu: Oh!!
Takemitchi: *giggles* you still call your dad daddy...grow up~
Chifuyu: oh hello there Baji-San-
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My most favorite ship of Tokyo Revengers...
BAJIFUYU<<3
They are CANON
I said it!!!! Go argue with Wall....
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it.. hehehe..
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