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Jungkook: stress is bad for baby Tae.
Taehyung: what baby?
Jungkook: me..*proceeds to show puppy eyes*
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Jungkook: I love you army.
Taehyung: don't start flirting here.
Jungkook: awe look at you being all jealous.
Taehyung: ....
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Jin: I am jungkookie's daddy...
Namjoon: no I am jungkookie's daddy...
Namjin: Jungkook who's your daddy??
Jungkook: V hyung...
Taehyung: that's my baby...
Namjin: .....
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Hoseok: what are you doing Taehyung?
Taehyung: star gazing!!
Hoseok: but that are bunch of Jungkook's pictures tapped on ceiling.....
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Yoongi: Jimin is cute..
Taehyung: yeah but Jungkook is cuter...
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Jungkook: ok So I have some good news and some bad news...
Jin: good news first.
Jungkook: well the airbags in your cars work perfectly.
Jin: HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN.
Jungkook: I was teaching Jimin to drive and I yelled 'PARK JIMIN' and all he did was reply 'YES JUNGKOOK'
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JIN TEACHING NAMJOON TO DRIVE:
Jin: okay you're driving and Jimin and a puppy walk into road, quick what do you hit?
Namjoon: oh definitely the puppy, I could never hurt Jimin.
Jin: *massaging his temples* the brakes, Namjoon, you hit the brakes.
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Yoongi: can you pick the kid up from school?
Jin: Can I pick any kid I want?
Yoongi: no get Jungkook.
Jin: but I don't want him.
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Jungkook: how's the most beautiful person on earth is doing?
Taehyung: I don't know, how are you doing?
Jungkook: *blushing* I'm alrigh-
Jin [yelling from other room]: I'm doing perfect, thanks for asking...
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Namjoon: You're smiling did something happened?
Yoongi: Can't I just smile because i feel like it?
Hoseok, sitting next to Yoongi: Jin hyung tripped and fell in parking lot.
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Humorit is a meme collection of my favorite Kpop groups as well as anime... there will also be ships included... And if you want you can suggest the ship you like in Chapter named as "SUGGESTIONS"....I would like that...hehehe... lastly, I hope you all w...
