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Jungkook: I would rather die than live without passion
Yoongi: Jungkook is going to die soon...
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Jungkook: I like someone who appreciates nature.
Taehyung, Holding a rock: Wow, this is such a fantastic ground kookie.
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Taehyung: kookie, kids aren't eating the sandwiches you made.
Jungkook: it's alright, just throw them out.
[Later that day]
Taehyung, saying bye to kids while handing them their bags: look I'm as confused as you are.
Jungkook: KIM TAEHYUNG I told you to throw the sandwiches out not my kids.
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*Taehyung's phone beeps*
Taehyung: Ohmygwad Jungkook posted a selfie!!
Taehyung: ohmygwaddddshskfhienshsjs
Jungkook: I'm literally next to you.
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Taehyung: I've looked everywhere for my shirt and I can't find it.
Jungkook: everywhere?
Taehyung: yes.
Jungkook: *opens drawer and pulls out his shirt*
Taehyung: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago.
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Taehyung: can I follow where you're going?
Jungkook:
Taehyung: because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
Jungkook:
Staff member: sir please let him go to changing room.
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Priest: Do you take this man as your husband?
Taehyung: I Scooby Dooby do.
Jungkook: Is it too early to ask for divorce?
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Seokjin: How're you doing?
Jungkook: how am I doing? I don't know. I'm having this feeling inside my heart. I don't know if it's sadness or sorrow. It's giving me an urge to cry.
Seokjin: Are you okay bro?
Taehyung: he just finished his favorite drama and it had sad ending.
Namjoon: *So done*
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Jungkook: *comes in while hopping* Tae see this.
Taehyung: so cute.
Jungkook: *laughs*
Taehyung: so fucking cute.
Jungkook: *eats*
Taehyung: so cute.
Jungkook: *breaths*
Taehyung: he's so cute.
Jimin: You're so whipped.
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Jungkook: Can you look straight into my eyes.
Taehyung: you can't expect me to be straight while looking into those eyes.
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Jimin: what happened bro?
Taehyung: I don't know, I suddenly feel like my motivation to live Is gone.
Jungkook: *comes In room while pouting* Taehyungiee I need hugs.
Taehyung: guess my motivation is back.
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Jungkook: has anyone seen my top?
Jimin: Taehyung is out for walk.
Seokjin: he didn't meant this but okay.
Jungkook: *speechless*
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Jin, stroking jk's hairs: You're so lovely and tiny.
Jungkook, sleepy: I can beat the shit out of you.
Jin, lovingly: I know.
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