MEMES PT.3

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Mitsuya: My room was neat and clean.

Mitsuya: then I decided what to wear.

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Kazutora: *On the phone* Hey Baji, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

Baji: why the hell do you need $5000?

Kazutora: for an escape room.

Baji: what kind of an escape room costs $5000?

Kazutora:

Kazutora: Jail...

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Takeomi: So are you the big spoon or little spoon?

Wakasa: I'm the knife

Shinichiro: *From across the room* he's a little spoon.

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Haruchiyo: Be a bigger person.

Senju: No, I'm 5 feet tall and bitter, you be a big person.

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*Date at a Zoo*

Izana: So what are they in for?

Mikey: this isn't a prison.

Izana: So they can leave?

Mikey: well no but-

Izana: *pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed someone.

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Draken: would you like to tell me why is courtyard covered in oranges?

Mikey: orange you glad about it?

Draken:

Mitsuya:

Baji:

Takemitchi:

Chifuyu:

Draken: So anyways-

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Inui: How did this happened?

Koko, *stuck in trash can*: How does anything happen? Move past it.

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Mikey: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is cancelled.

Taiju: You can't cancel a Holiday.

Mikey: keep it up, Taiju, and you'll lose new year.

Taiju: what does that mean?

Mikey: Hakkai! Take taiju's new year away.

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Takemitchi: Are you calling me a liar?

Chifuyu: well I ain't calling you a truther.

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Baji: Yo, Is Kisaki sleeping or Dead?

Chifuyu: Hopefully dead, I hate that guy.

Baji: Yeah, so do I.

Kisaki: *wakes up* First of all, Fuck You guys.

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Hope so you enjoyed....

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