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Me: Tokyo Revengers is my comfo-

Also me: AND WHERE IS THE COMFORT??

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Hakkai: he hasn't replied to my text. Does he hates me??

Mitsuya: what is AHHSJDKSKS supposed to mean??

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TR fans about it's villains:

Hanma: *Some Villains need to be killed*

Kazutora: *Some are loved*

Izana: *Some need Forgiveness*

Kisaki: *and some need to be burned alive, chopped up, and tortured till death*

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Mikey: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Draken [not looking up]: Myxine Cricifrons

Mikey:

Mikey: fsh

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Mikey: *accidentally hits Draken in the face*

Mikey: *trying to decide between 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'*

Mikey: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??

Draken: What's wrong with you?

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Mikey: Ken-chin what does TBH and IDK means?

Draken: To be honest, I don't know.

Mikey: that's what Emma said too. I'll go and ask Baji.

Draken: what the Fuck?

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[On Twitter]

Baji: brb gonna fight kazutora, will post video latter.

Hanma: *reply to Baji* Bro where's the video??

Chifuyu: *replying to Hanma* 🕊️

[If you know, you know]

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[Alternate responses to kid's question]

Kid: Dad what is it?? *A condom*

Takemitchi: o-oh UHH it's a balloon.

Baji: Why am I supposed to know? Like who do you think I am? Einstein??

Mikey & Chifuyu: nothing. *Grabs it and hides behind his back*

Smiley & Mitsuya: it is VEEERY bad thing, you better not use that shit until you get 40, okay?

Draken & Pah chin: it's a condom. What's re you Dumb?? We have said it like million times.

Kazutora: something that I should have used some years ago apparently.

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*TOMAN in therapy*

Kazutora: *first in line*

Chifuyu: *the therapist takes notes in light speed*

Takemitchi, Pah-chin, mitsuya: "but I'm okay."
*After talking for 3 hours*

Draken: *recognizes their needs but refuses to go*

Mikey, Baji, peh-yan, Smiley: "Therapy? For what??"

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TR hater: Your Gay....

Chifuyu, Draken: "Yea"

Baji, Pah-chin, Kazutora: what about my gay??

Takemitchi: *finger guns*

Mikey: "and you're not?? Loser!!"

Mitsuya: *You're

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Chifuyu: I'm sorry I sneezed and liked all of your posts.

Baji: and commented "Damn Daddy"??

Chifuyu:

Chifuyu: I have flu.

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Enjoy~

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