Mha Watching the Multiverse

Old gothi being batshit crazy

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Multiverse found: Old Shōta being batshit crazy

Present mic: " Oh I think I'm going to enjoy this one."
Midnight : " Me too, Hizashi, me too."

Narrator: " His story his he's an old swamp hag."

Midnight " Oh I'm really going to enjoy this."

Narrator: " who woke up in the swamps with no memory, who was found by jawbone. Later he became a Druid creating potions, very questionable potions...."
A goblin is seen drinking a potion, he then turns into slime.
Old Shōta :" hhhmmm, needs more nutmeg."
Narrator : " he was kinda batshit crazy... I don't know how else to sum it up. "

Mina : " I absolutely love this version of Aizawa-sensei."
Hagakure : " I totally agree!"

Narrator: " He had a real passion for potatoes-"

Present mic: " OMG!! Shōta you love potatoes!!"
Shota : " Shut up."

Old Shōta: " EAT YOUR POTASSIUM!"
Narrator: " and he had like twenty-eight ducks."
Old Shōta: " I stole dem..."

Present mic : " He collects duck like you collect cats, Shōta!"

Cut
All might : " travelin' to five different forclaimer ruins, and grabbin' me the five big crystals. Like big enough to crush your grandma with."

Midoriya: " Hey look! It's All might!!"

Narrator: " so we fight... and it's epic and with our last it of power we blast a-"
Mina :" Super, mega, awesome, death fire-"
Bakugo : " PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!!"

Mina : " Hey, bakubabe( not a ship), look it's us!!"

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Old Shōta : "FETTUCCINE!"
Mina : " Hey!"
Old Shōta : " what a nice cat:)"
'Cat' : "HHhhhHiIiiIiIISsSsssSSs"

Present mic : " Some thing never change.."

Cut
Bakugo : " This is why yagi wanted the crystals..it's cause he wants to open up the portal."
Old Shōta : " Tomato is a fruit."
'Cat' : "HHhhhHiIiiIiIISsSsssSSs"

Midnight: " that's right ,Shōta, tomato is a fruit."
Shōta : " I hate you"

Cut
Narrator: " we get an invitation to a fancy party being held by the barron, advertising 'A meal you'll never forget.' "
Nezu : " they're going to eat him."
Bakugo : "Oh yea, they're going to eat him"

Yamamoto: " wait- do they mean a person like they're going to eat a person?"
Mina: " oh that horrible!"

Old Shōta: " I go get salt. :D"
Cut
Bakugo : " We need to distract the kitchen staff.. but how..."
Old Shōta : " Do you like my rock? His name is Dwayne."
Narrator :"so we activated our trap card senile gothi!!"
Old Shōta: " YOUNG MAN! I have a complaint!
Young man: " UuUhhMm."
Old Shōta : " your soup is to hot! And you ice is to cold!"
Young man : " Well- I-uuuuhhh"
Old Shōta: " and another question where am I?"

Hawks : " oh this is amazing!"
Midnight : " since when we're you here."
Hawks " Baby I'm not even here I'm a hallucination."

Cut
Old Shōta: " UuUuuhhHHh,  pickles."
Cut
Narrator: " And so with our sweet loot."
Old Shōta " Heh, rock."
Cut
Narrator:" And finally Shōta selling potions and herbs."
Old Shōta:" WHO WANTS BOILED SHOE?!"
Narrator: " ...which was sometimes a hit and miss."
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Old Shōta: " And what do you want little girl?"
Ochaco: " I wanna be a princess."

Midoriya: " Uraraka?"

Old Shōta : " hhhmmm duck??"
Ochaco: " I was thinking more the strongest poisen you have.."

Ochaco : " I'm sorry what?"

Old Shōta : " eeeehhhh- ok. Dis one stop heart. 20 gold. eeehhhh-  have potato? Kid like potato, yea?"
Narrator; " so that happens..."
Cut
Narrator: " I'm pretty sure they knew me and Shōta could handle it."
Old Shōta : " I bring Dwayne..."

Kirishima : " I fucking love Dwayne."

Cut
Narrator: " Shōta doesn't find potatoes but does find the little girl."
Ochaco: " I- oh - are you here to kill me?"

Uraraka: " What?!"

Shōta : " What? No? Wait. Yes."
Cut
Narrator: " back upstairs Shōta and the potato girl are in a heated stand off just waiting for the first move. Tensions are high. Initiative is rolled. Aaaannnddd.... Ochako stabs a screwdriver in to Shōta's eye."

Hizashi: " OH MY GOD!!"

Old Shōta: " MOTHER - nopey- MACARONI GOD- nopey-ALSO-"
Narrator :"this goes on for a bit..."
Cut
Old Shōta: " What a weirdo. OH right fire."
Narrator: " We reunite outside the now on fire house."merry
Bakugo: "so how did it- JESUS WHAT THE"
cut
Old Shōta : " look at all those chikems."
Cut
Bakugo:" Hey Shōta, you want some?"

Denki : " Bakubro actually being nice? What is the world coming to??"
Bakugo: " SHUT UP!"

Old Shōta: " this bitch empty!"
Cut
Old Shōta " happy Christmas
It's Christmas
Merry crisis
Merry christler
Cut
'Cat' : "HHhhhHiIiiIiIISsSsssSSs"

Bee : " Sssoooo what did every think?"
Present mic : " best thing we've watched yet."

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I had so much fun writing this .
Fools gold is one of my favorite series like ever.
Let me know if you would like to have an actual series of this let me know.
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Also next Chapter is going to take a WHILE to come out. If you haven't noticed I'm a pretty slow updater. And for my next chapter I have decided to do a full ass movie I may post a small chapter or two, but if you don't hear from me for a while
that's why.

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- bee