Millie Pov
I am...so... Fucking...pissed off at Blitzø right now. I heard from Loona that he put (Y/N) up on a fucking wager. I'm going into overtime for this fucking challenge. If I have to I'll make sure to kill that slut as well. Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. We sat at the meeting table and listened.
Blitzø: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.
The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzø, Loona, Moxxie and I standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround us with bags of money.
Blitzø: We portal up.
Blitzø drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.
Blitzø: We have our fun murder time as per usual.
The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.
Blitzø: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.
The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".
Blitzø: We push said canoe into some water.
Blitzø drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.
Blitzø: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!
Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.
Blitzø: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet...
The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.
Blitzø: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...
We give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears.
Blitzo: Do you have... any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*
Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?
Blitzo: *walks over to Moxxie* That wasn't a question.
Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.
Blitzo: *puts a hand around Moxxie* I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
Moxxie: A what now?
Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby dicked troll?!
Moxxie: *climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Blitzo and points at him* take an art class?
Blitzo: *grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!
Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?
Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!
Temporary 3rd Person Pov
Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and even little (Y/N) who turned his features temporarily into Renamon simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera. (You guys know)
Me IRL: I'm going to be honest. I'm no exemption from this.
Millie Pov
Loona: Well, I- I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.
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