Ongoing. Updated once in a week
It's my first story
it will or will not be cringy
you can read or your fingers are allowed to press the back option.
And people who are homophobic, I think you know how to press the back button. If you don't, then le...
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Previously...
The room was a cacophony of panic, everyone shouting over each other like it was a Black Friday sale and the last TV was up for grabs.
A/n POV:
Amidst the chaos, they forgot the one thing that could save them – indoor voices. Instead, they hollered like they were trying to win a screaming match with a rock band.
Y/n: What to do? What to do? What to do??? Oh my god!! Someone, turn on the idea lightbulb!
Namjesus:(Appearing with a divine glow, holding a manual titled 'Apocalypse for Dummies') Yes, my child, I see you're in a bit of a pickle – zombie flavored, I presume?
Y/n: Yes! What's the game plan?? (She yells, probably alerting even the zombies in the next town.)
Everyone else: Who in the world are you yelling at?!
Y/n:(Whispering fiercely,) It's a secret strategy meeting, okay? Now shush!
O girl:(Rolls her eyes so hard, they almost do a full orbit.) Whatever!
Y/n thinking: Please, enlighten me!
Namjesus: You really think I'm here to hand out cheat codes? Nah, I've got a crab rave to attend.
Y/n: Crab rave? Is that the 'important work' you mentioned?
Namjesus: Absolutely! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go. But remember, I'm always here for you, in spirit. (He winks.) J-Pope, fetch my party hat!
J-Dope: On it, boss!
And just like that, the divine hotline went dead, leaving Y/n to brainstorm with her own, slightly less holy, brain cells.
Y/n:(Facepalms) Of all the luck, I had to end up trapped here.
Others: Hey, what about us? Do you think we came here for a picnic? Where do you see any baskets?
Yoongi: Alright, folks... Wake me up when you're done playing 'Zombie Apocalypse.' (Slips into hibernation mode)
Y/n:(Stares blankly)
Others (excluding Yoongi and Y/n):(Also staring blankly)
Y/n: You're not supposed to narrate your feelings! That's the job of our dear, 'hardworking' author.
Others (excluding Yoongi and Y/n): So, we just stand here like mannequins? Cool, cool. (Continues to give no reaction)
Y/n: Perfect. Keep up the good work.
Everyone (excluding Yoongi):(No reaction, but somewhere a cricket chirps, providing the soundtrack to their silence)
Zombies (thinking): What's the deal with these humans? Peeking time!
A/n: That's one smart zombie!
Zombie: Indeed, I am! Scored an A on my blood test back when I was human.
A/n: That's... impressive?
Zombie:(Blushes, if zombies could blush, and scurries away)
A/n:(Confused, then whispers) She's got a crush on me! Till next time, zombie sweetheart!
A/n: But wait, why's it so quiet in there? Time for some A/n magic! (Casts a spell and pops into the room, only to be greeted by...)
- To Be Continued
What do you think happened??
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