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Absolute chaos with strangers

Jimin
I have a really important question

Annoying Izumi
Spill it

Jiho
Is this going to be another philosophic question?

Jimin
Why are your parents telling you not to communicate with strangers but still expect you to make friends?
Like they are strangers as well
So I can't make friends, but I have to

Hyukjun
...

Sungmo
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Gyeongmin
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Binbam
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Predictable Aecha
That's what's going on in your head now?
Since this is a group chat w partly strangers?

Jimin
Basically

Predictable Aecha
I found my twin

Hyukjun
Wait w0t

Yongjin
Did we really find another Jimin here?
I'm losing my mind

Jimin
Eyyyyy

Predictable Aecha
Yoooooooooooo

Jimin
What song is stuck in your head atm?

Predictable Aecha
Rush w Pinkpanteress and Hyunjin

Jimin
Omg SAME

Chulwoo
How is that even physically possible?

Binbam
Wut-

Predictable Aecha
You got my-
HEARTBEAT

Jimin
rAisiNg

Predictable Aecha
My body's-

Jimin
Dazingggggg

Jiho
Someone stop them
They're taking over the gc

Predictable Aecha
I FEEL THE RUSH

Yongjin
Let's take over the world in exchange
The downfall of the world, caused by music
And Hyunjin

Hyukjun
Ah yes I'm in

Jimin
ADDICTED TO YOUR TOUCH

Annoying Izumi
I'll punch some sence in her
Gimme a sec

Predictable Aecha
OOHHH I FEEL THE RUSH

Jimin
So good~

Predictable Aecha
SO GOOD

Sungmo
I don't think she's predictable
This is the most unpredictable thing I've seen today
And I've seen a lot

Gyeongmin
My holy eyes😭

Annoying Izumi
Hey don't hate on the name I gave her okay
Trust me, when you get to know her, she's predictable

Sungmo
I don't trust you

Sungmo changed Predictable Aecha to Pabo 2.0

Sungmo changed Jimin to President of pabos

Sungmo
That's better

President of pabos
At least I'm a president of something
Now BOW for your new president
Cause I'm sure none of us are truly sane in here

Boss baby Jihun
Present🙋‍♂️

Sungmo
I'm still here

President of pabos
Yall don't count
No one of us can fully tolerate their own brain

Chulwoo
But wait what happened to Gyeongmin's holy eyes I don't understand

Yongjin
You

Chulwoo
Oh come on it can't be that bad

Gyeongmin
Oh yeah it can

Chulwoo
Then what did I do

Annoying Izumi
I don't even want to know

Hyukjun
I don't want to tell you either way
It's too hard to type it all out
The trauma comes right back at me again😭

Chulwoo
Come on it can't be THAT bad

Hyukjun
😎🤏 😦🕶️🤏

Jiho
If you look at your left, you can see a real life drama queen
If you look at your right, you can see a real life furious old man
If you look at your left again, you can catch a death stare from the drama queen

Hyukjun
I need new friends

Annoying Izumi
I volunteer
I need new friends as well

Pabo 2.0
HEY!
-DAY

Boss baby Jihun
Why the sudden mood change

Not loyal Baekhyun
We can throw u out the house u know

Annoying Izumi
No you didn't-

Not loyal Baekhyun
Oh YES I DID

Annoying Izumi
Okay I take my words back
I want to be your friend again
Yours as well Hyukjun don't worry

Hyukjun
Thank you my saviour🙇‍♂️

Pabo 2.0
Wait so ur only friends with us bc you want a roof over your head?
Sincerely, fuck you, Izumi
Gyeongmin, can I come over?

Gyeongmin
Take your plushies with you

President of pabos
Count me in!

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I'm sorry Chan (sorry not sorry)

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