Hello again everyone!! Sorry for having 2 author note chapters in a row but I wanted to clarify some things before I finish up the next chapter. First of all I HATE writing in 1st person now. It feels very cringey. So from now on the fic will be written in 3rd person.
I will also be making the chapters longer at 2,000 to 3,000 words per chapter. Expect higher quality writing as well since I'm 1. more experienced and 2. no longer a middle schooler burnt out from uploading constantly. Don't expect uploads on Tuesdays or Fridays (because I have to walk 2 miles in nutrition and fitness💀)

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so what if you made a deal with an omnipotent god and then got hit by a car
Fanfictionyes the title is part of the beginning plot. Updates will be a bit sporadic. There's no distinction between this being a self insert and a reader insert, said insert is gender neutral because I say sot but it's based off of me and how I would react...