Fake Dating... or is it real?

37

"Hey Lis." Chaeyoung tried to get her attention for the third time as she noticed that Lisa was working herself up letting the nerves take over again.

Lisa had immediately started pacing back and forth once Jisoo left, the distraction was gone now so the nerves hit her again and she couldn't help it.

"Chaengie, I'm not rich. I can't focus for more than thirty seconds. I'm impulsive and reckless. So much so that I've literally been arrested and don't even get me started on the times I almost died! Not to mention I'm a literal child most of the time!

I can't read more than a paragraph of something because I get bored or I space the fuck out so I never retain anything, I'm practically an idiot!

I can't even cook toast Chaengie, freaking toast! The likelihood of me burning a kitchen down if I'm within three feet of a stove is like in the, I don't know, a really high number. See, idiot! I don't even know percentages!

I can't even walk straight. I mean I'm not straight but still. I should be able to walk straight and not trip over imaginary cracks like I do sometimes and you know better than anyone else that if you're walking next to me I'll inevitably bump into you like twenty times.

My mind is in the gutter 24/7, especially now that I'm in love with the hottest woman on earth, the hottest woman in fuckin space and the universe! I literally live there Chaengie. The gutter is my home now!

I'm a cat lady. I have an obsession with cats and you know I'd have a hundred cats if I could and I don't know how to stop that obsession because they're just so cute. I'm so obsessed that I'm literally in love with a human cat for goodness sakes! Tell me Jennie isn't the cutest cat ever? You can't, because she is. Why do you think she's the angry kitten sometimes? I literally collect cats!

I get too drunk because I don't know how to drop my pride and not take a challenge. Do you know how many times I've been wasted just because Jisoo dared me that I couldn't out drink her?! Too many to count, that's how much.

I can't win a bet to save my life!   I'm a loser, I lose. Always Chaengie."

"Lisa." Chaeyoung tried to cut in, trying to keep the amusement out of her voice at Lisa's panicked state but of course Lisa just kept on freaking out and rambling.

"I literally only own sneakers and Timbs and yeah okay I can walk in heels but I hate them so I own like one pair because they're torture devices. All I do is wear joggers and sweats and loose clothes ninety nine percent of the time whereas Jennie's always dressed to the nines!

She looks impeccable a hundred percent of the time. She always looks like she walked straight out of a photoshoot for a high end brand!

And I'm not just saying that just because she's rich and can afford fancy clothes, she just has taste. She can make you look like a million bucks under a hundred dollars you know. She did it for me once." Lisa continued with her panicked rambling.

"Lis." Chaeyoung said louder, trying to get Lisa to stop pacing.

"Do you know how many kids she's saved Rosie? The official number is twenty seven if you just count the surgeries she got them but its way waaaay higher than that.

You know how many lives I've saved? ZERO! She's a literal freaking walking saint. I've been arrested Chaengie! More than once! How many people have I punched in my life? Do you know? Cus I don't. I thought I was a lover not a fighter but oh my god I think I'm a fighter. I'm a bully. I'm a bully aren't I?"

"LIS!" Chaeyoung shouted, grabbing Lisa by the shoulders to make her stop pacing.

"She's going to change her mind! She should change her mind, what do I even have to offer her?" Lisa said in a panic. "I don't compare. She's going to realize all of this stuff and run far far away! As she should because she deserves better Chaengie!"