S1 E4 - Lemonade VS Cookies

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Embit: Well, since Duskit is too jealous of the lemonade I make, I'm taking it to the streets.

Dripple: As if he doesn't go to the streets.

Embit: He always stays in the gale forest, we should be safe.

Eaglit: Good! Anyway, Embit, how do you make the lemonade exactly?

Embit: I already told you but grab 2 lemons, 1 pint of water, 6 kg of sugar and 900 kg of "sugar".

Eaglit: Ohhh.

(In the streets)

Embit: FRRESH LEMONADE!

Snocub: Isn't lemonade technically lemon juice?

Embit: Yes but we call it lemonade to make it sound fancy.

Cathorn: (walking normally)

Embit: Oh wow, I think we got ourselves a new costumer!

Vambat: (sweats)

Embit: What's wrong?

Vambat: I HATE bugs!

Eaglit: Oh come on don't be such a pussy.

Vambat: Screw you guys, I'm going home. (Enters loomian lab)

Cathorn: What's this?

Embit: Lemonade, want some?

Cathorn: I don't know if I can trust you, will this make me go crazy just like my friend Pyder when he ate Duskit's cookies?

Embit: No! Hehe... (hides bag of cocaine behind his back)

Cathorn: Well... Ok. (Takes one sip, her pupils enlargen) OHMYGODTHISISAMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Drinks in one go) GIVEMEMORE.

Embit: Jeez ok (pours lemonade in a cup) Here you go-

Cathorn: (drinks from the jar)

Embit: DUDE!!

Cathorn: AAAHH SO AWESOME.

Eaglit: You gotta pay for that.

Cathorn: OK, HOWMUCH?

Eaglit: 1.000 loomicoins.

Cathorn: I'MNOTPAYINGTHATAMOUNT.

Weevolt: (points gun) Wanna say that again?

Cathorn: (gives them 53 loomicoins) THISISALLIHAVEATTHEMOMENTI'MGONNAGETMORE. (runs away) OKI'MBACK.

Eaglit: Wow that was quick.

Embit: We're gonna make bank.

(Meanwhile)

Duskit: (rings on doorbell while dressed as a girl scout)

Nymaurae: Say Duskit.. Why are we doing this again?

Duskit: TO PUNCH THE STARTERS' FACE INTO THE GROUND!!! And to have fun.

Nymaurae: (sarcastic) Oh how I'm having fun.

(Door opens)

Tiklipse: Oh, it's my students, but why are you two dressed like that?

Duskit: We're selling cookies!

Tiklipse: How cute, how much is it?

Duskit: 5 loomicoins.

Tiklipse: Oh ok. (Gives the money)

Duskit: Here you go, have a great day!

Tiklipse: Thanks darling. (Closes door)

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