Twilat: (he's inside his room and crying)
(Someone opens the door)
Umbrat: Aye Twilat, it's time for lunch- What in the world happened?
Twilat: (sniff) I think I'm getting bullied..
Umbrat: What?! By who?
Twilat: Well, there's a Fevine that's been mean to me because I slaugh- I mean, I don't know the reason...
Umbrat: You can't let a loomian do this, show them who's boss, hold on, I'm gonna have a talk with that Fevine right now.
Twilat: Are you sure? I don't wanna cause trouble for her trainer.
Umbrat: How bad can it be?
(They go to the loomian lab)
Umbrat: So... This is where she lives?
Twilat: Y-yeah.
Umbrat: (knocks on door)
Miranda: (opens door) An Umbrat! (Kneels down) What are you doing here?
Umbrat: Can I speak to Fevine for a second?
Miranda: Aw Umbrat I can't let wild loomians enter here.
Umbrat: THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
Miranda: Woah calm down! Look, all of the loomians in there are pre-evolved.
Umbrat: Goddamnit lady, what are you not understanding? I don't wanna enter, I wanna talk to FEEEEVIIIIINE.
Miranda: That's it, if you don't stop misbehaving I won't let you in.
Umbrat: (facepalms)
(Inside...)
Weevolt: Guys I think someone's calling Fevine.
Fevine: (wakes up) Huh?....
Weevolt: You should go check, there's someone outside calling you.
Fevine: Ugh.... We know how this town is full of... Weirdos.... I don't wanna get murdered..
Dripple: Hey who's that at the door? Wait... Is that Twilat's uncle?!
Weevolt: Who.
Miranda: (turns her head) I guess you might have noticed this Umbrat here, he's probably seeking for shelter.
Umbrat: I'm not gonna bother.
Dripple: (gets closer) What's wrong sir?
Umbrat: I wanna have a word with Fevine, my nephew told me that she was being mean to him.
Dripple: Your nephew beat her black and blue for some tickets, or at least, that's what Eaglit told me.
Umbrat: There's no way Twilat would do that, he's an angel!
Twilat: (has a shit eating grin)
Dripple: (looks over) Ugh... Well I don't really trust you with her, there's alot of bad loomians out there.
Umbrat: DIDN'T ASK + DON'T CARE.
Dripple: What- (turns into dust) Goddamnit.
Miranda: Oh my god!
Umbrat: (lays down and sniffs Dripple dust)
Weevolt: HEY DID YOU JUST KILL DRIPPLE?
Umbrat: He'll come back next episode don't worry.
Weevolt: What?- Ugh nevermind, take this! (Shocks Umbrat with his whiskers)
Umbrat: BRLBBLRBLLLL, Ugh, ow... You know what? (SOMEHOW uses chilly chomp on Weevolt and he freezes)
Weevolt: Gggrr, son of me, how do you have an ice type move?!
Umbrat: I don't know Loomian logic.
Vambat: Well you know what? It takes a dark type to beat another dark type.
Umbrat: ... (Uses chilly chomp on Vambat too)
Vambat: Damnit.
Fevine: This has been going on for too long, time for you to pay, dickhole.
Umbrat: (gasp)
Fevine: What?-
Umbrat: (punches her in the nose)
Fevine: AH! HOLY SHIT! GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Umbrat: (keeps punching her in the face until she falls on the floor and still punches her until both of her cheeks are purple and blood is coming out of her nose)
Fevine: (pants) Not.... Again.....
Miranda: (fainted)
Umbrat: That's what you get for being a dirty little... (Sniffles) Oh, oh.
Twilat: What's wrong?
Umbrat: (sneezes) AAGH, ALLERGY SEASON (Sneezes 73 times in a row) KILL ME IT DOESN'T STOP.
Twilat: Uh...
Umbrat: HERE TAKE THIS GUN AND SHOOT ME.
Twilat: What the hell?! I'm not doing that!
Umbrat: DO IT PLEASE (Sneezes) I CAN'T TAKE THE CONSTANT ITCHY NOSE.
(Something pounces on him)
Umbrat: Guh... What...
Eaglit: (runs his claws through Umbrat's eyes)
Umbrat: AAAAHHH! AAAAHHHH, AAAAAAAHHHH.
Eaglit: That's what you get for freezing two of my buddies, beating one up and pulverizing one of them.
Twilat: What the hell do I do-
Eaglit: Oh I'll tell you. (Jumps off of Umbrat and gets closer to him)
(It cuts to Twilat licking the ice statues of Vambat and Weevolt until they completely melt)
Eaglit: (grins)
Twilat: How long do I have to keep doing this? I feel like my tongue is gonna get frostbite.
Eaglit: Not until they thaw.
Embit: Ah what the hell, I'll ask it, why can't I use my fire powers to unfreeze them?
Eaglit: You probably wouldn't believe the story.
Snocub: Oh tell us!
Eaglit: Well ok since you're asking...
Twilat: Thih ih ridiculouh. (His tongue falls out) AAAAAHHHHH-
Eaglit: Keep it down! Anyway...
