Shawchi: (wakes up) Oh great... It's Sunday... (Grabs her hat) Well I'm gonna go check on my garden.
(Goes outside, but all of the plants are dead and reek of piss)
Shawchi: WHO PISSED ON MY PLANTS???
Autumn Shawchi: (filing her nails) Oh don't overreact.
Shawchi: I thought I told you to leave me alone.
Autumn Shawchi: You can't control me, (Walks closer to Regular Shawchi) I'll be here, always.
Shawchi: (blinks and her sister dissapears) ...Not again..
Vari: Hi Shawchi.
Shawchi: Hey, did you piss on my plants?
Vari: Your.. Plants? They look normal, and they don't smell of piss.
Shawchi: Wait a second, (goes inside her house to take her meds and comes back) It was just one of those episodes, but I should be fine now.
Vari: Not again, why do you have them?
Shawchi: I don't know Vari... (Remembers of the time when she was forced into a blender by Autumn Shawchi)
Vari: You know what would help? A Kabunga coffee.
Shawchi: ...I could go for one.
Vari: Well here you go! (Pulls out Kabunga coffee seemingly out of nowhere)
Shawchi: Thanks. (Drinks it)
Vari: (laughs)
Shawchi: What's so funny?
Vari: Nothing, I just thought of a joke.
Shawchi: Which one? I love jokes. (Keeps drinking)
Vari: Ok, so there's this one girl.
Shawchi: Uhu. (Drinks)
Vari: And this one guy, and, the guy buys a coffee for the girl.
Shawchi: Ok. (Drinks the entire thing)
Vari: And so he gets a bottle of laxatives.
Shawchi: ...Wait, this sounds mighty familiar.
Vari: (snickers) That's because... The guy.. IS ME!! AND YOU'RE THE GIRL! PFF AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHH.
Shawchi: YOU DICK! I DRANK IT ALL!!!
Vari: (falls on the ground) HAHAHAHAHA.
Shawchi: (grabs her stomach) Ow shit, where do I go now? THANKS ALOT!!
Vari: (wipes tears from the corners of his eyes) You're welcome!
Shawchi: You know what? (shits on Vari)
Vari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOOOOOIOOOOIIIIIIOOOOOOOÚUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Shawchi: That's what you get for giving me laxatives! Anyway, how do they work exactly?
Vari: Well you take a designated amount so that your shit is softer, but only people with constipation can take it since their shit is hard.
Shawchi: Ew, anyway I'm gonna buy some laxatives, the whole world needs to know about it!
Vari: ..The whole world does know about it.
Shawchi: Hey Flippy.
Phancub: For the last time, I AM NOT FLIPPY! HE'S FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE DAMNIT!!!
Shawchi: Damn I don't care, anyway, have you ever heard of laxatives?
Phancub: No, what are they?
Shawchi: Drink one, it's good for the bowels.
