Blondie (CREEK) (TWEEK X CRAIG) (BOY X BOY)

chapter 8

I wish I knew blondies name.

"do you never pack your own lunch?"

the blondie asked the question and I just choose to flip him off and not say anything

"you can't always rely on your friends to Give you food you know?"
"that's why I steal their food,I don't ask for consent"
"what did pc principal say about consent?"
"Ew"

the blondie rolled his eyes and got up

"w-w-wait.. I-i wasn't serious about it.."

I started stuttring thinking I fucked up or something but the blondie just shakes his head "I'm not leaving because of you, I'm leaving because class is gonna start." the blondie then leaves

i also get up and go to class and it was..

BORING.

I hate school, I hate this.

I look around and see that Clyde was also bored so I give him a smirk and he smirks back at me and blow kisses me

I act as the kiss attacked me and put a hand over my head and pretend to fall but while doing that I accidentally fall off my seat

I quickly get up and sit back down and some people giggled in the background

Clyde had a smug look on his face so I flip him off then make a heart with my hand and he acts the same as me

he also falls off but this time he was loud as fuck everyone looked at him even the teacher

"OOF"

Clyde screamed that and everyone laughed at him

Clyde quickly got back on his seat and and looked at the people giggling and winked and gave them a smirk acting cool and shit when he is dumb as fuck

later that night I go back home and skip dinner again and flip off tirica and steal her Barbie

she started screaming at me and chased me but I locked myself in the room so that she can't get in and I start playing with her Barbie like brushing her hair and shit

after a bit I open the door and tirica jumps on me and starts pulling on my hair so I do the same and we keep rolling around in my room until she knocks over my lava lamp

"OH FUCK THE LAVA LAMP"
"GIVE ME BACK MY BARBIE"
"NO, YOU BROKE MY LAVA LAMP I DEMAND JUSTICE"
"JUSTICE MY ASS FUCK BOY"

tirica says that and was about to take the Barbie but I push her off me and grab some scissors

"ONE MORE STEP AND THE BARBIE GETS IT"

I say loudly and tirica screams so fucking loudly I'm pretty I went deaf

"DADDD CRAIG IS GONNA CUT MY BARBIE'S HAIR"
"DAD SHE BROKE MY FUCKING LAVA LAMP I WANT MY REVENGE"

we both screamed and ran to dad and he was laying on the couch chilling

"DAD" "DAD" "DADDY" "DAD" "DADADADADADAD"

we kept repeatedly Saying dad until he finally looked at us and took the Barbie from my hand and gave it to Tricia and looked at me then gave me a 100$

"you get 100$ to buy a lava lamp and because you're gay"

Tricia screamed "HEY NOT FAIR, I WANT 100 BUCKS"

I stick my tongue out at her and flip her off then mom walks in

"lava lamps cost 1k"

dad looks at me then takes the hundred dollars and takes Tricia's Barbie and cuts her hair

"there now both of you have something valuable broken, so stop screaming I want to rest I just got out of work"

is what dad said and mom screamed at him

"THOMAS DON'T FUCKING DO THAT NOW TRICIA IS GONNA SCREAM AND CRY THE WHOLE TIME UNTIL WE GET HER A BARBIE THEN CRAIG IS GONNA SCREAM AND CRY UNTIL WE GET SOMETHING HE WANTS AND HE WANTS EXPENSIVE AS FUCK SHIT"

dad looked at her "well damn, guess you better start looking for new Barbies and just give the autistic one a paper shaped star and he'll be happy about it"

Tricia and I look at each other and gave each other 'the look' and we both started screaming and Tricia started pulling on dad's hair that's left while I pull on his shirt shaking him

"OW OW OW OKAY FUCK I'LL GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT JUST LEAVE ME ALONE"

we both stop and look at him

"I WANT THE NEW LIMITED EDITION BARBIE "
is what Tricia said

"AND I WANT A BED THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPACE SHIP"
is what I said

mom looked at him and patted his back "way to go dumbass "

dad looks at us and sighs "fine, I'll go shopping with you guys sunday and get whatever you guys want"

me and Tricia both give each other a high five and run up to our rooms to go to bed

Man I love being annoying