Chapter 2: Victory Lane

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[The officials are then shown watching replays of the finish at different angles. Meanwhile, one of the security officers, named Richard Clayton Kensington, notices someone watching them with a camera.]

Richard Clayton Kensington: Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!

[The screen shows from a reporter's camera filming Kori Turbowitz with McQueen and his pit crew as the Rust-eze pitties change his tires]

Kori Turbowitz: We're here live in Victory Lane, awaiting the race results. McQueen that was quite a risky move, not taking tires.

Chuck: Tell me about it.

Kori Turbowitz: Are you sorry you don't have a crew chief out there?

Lightning McQueen's Crew: [laughs]

Lightning McQueen: [Chuckles] Oh, Kori, there's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean, taking the race by a full lap, where's the entertainment in that? No, no, no, I wanted to give folks a little sizzle.

Chuck: Sizzle?

Lightning McQueen: Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief? No, I'm not. Cause I'm a one-man show.

Chuck: What? Oh, yeah right.

Kori Turbowitz: [to the TV audience] That was a very confident Lightning McQueen. Coming to you live from Victory Lane, I'm Kori Turbowitz.

Cameramen: [Kori then drives away, while the reporter tries to get McQueen's bolt sticker on the TV screen. Not Chuck was blocking the view while changing one of McQueen's tires] Hey, get out of the shot!

Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck. Chuck, what are you doing? You're blocking the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt!

Chuck: WHAT?!

Lightning McQueen: Now, back away.

Chuck: [grunts and slams his air wrench towards the ground] UGH, THAT'S IT!! Come on, guys. [The Rust-eze pitties then leave, as one of the pitties drops his sidewrench onto the ground]

Lightning McQueen: Ow! Whoa, team! Where are you going?

Chuck: WE QUIT, MR. ONE-MAN SHOW!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, leave. Fine! [laughs] How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?

[The crowd then laughs]

Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!

Chuck: AND MY NAME'S NOT CHUCK!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, whatever.

Chick: Hey, Lightning! Yo, McQueen, seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racin' out there. [suddenly makes a sudden move] BY ME! [Chuckles] Zinger! Welcome to the Chick era, baby! The Piston Cup, it's mine, dude. It's mine. Hey, fellas, how do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue? DINOCO BLUE! [Continues chuckling]

Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder.

Chick: Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?

Lightning McQueen: You know, because thunder always comes after... Lightning. [poses to the crowd] Pew, ka-ka-pow! [to his pitties]

Chick: Who here knew about the thunder thing?

Chick's crew: I didn't.

Cameramen: [The crowd then tries to take pictures of McQueen posing his flashing bolt sticker to them] Give us the bolt! That's right. Right in the lens. Show me the bolt, baby! Smile, McQueen! Show me the bolt, McQueen! That's it!

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