Fizzarolli X horni reader real

Part 8 Moth

I left out the colon in the title to mess with people's OCD when they're looking through the chapters. I've been focusing all my energy on my one serious xreader, but in honor of the new episode, I have to make another part for this 🤓. Bullshits and giggles galore

You gargle w your spicy mint jalapeño habanero ultra deluxe winter spice moth wash and swallow after, like a normal person. Fizzarolli walks into the bathroom in his robe and wraps his robotic limbs around you. "Gooood moroning..." "good moroning, fizzy" you say bsck. He then leans beside you and runs his snaky tongue all over the ceramic of the bathroom sink but stops upon realizing something. "Hey, babe, where's your mouthwash foam?" He looks up sadly questioning you. You stare back equally as confused. "What do you mean?" He looks down at the empty sink then back up to you. "You know , when you spit in the sink?" You're taken aback. "Oh, you're someone who... you don't swallow yours?" Fizzarolli looks at you in shock. "I... no." You both look down awkwardly. "I'm sorry. I didn't know..." he says. "It's okay.. we can make this wor-" you're cut off by yourself vomiting as you run over to the kitchen sink (?). Fizz immediately rushes over worried for you and watched with gleaming eyes as your vomit makes contact w the sink. He licks his lips as he leans forward but stops himself upon remembering you need help!

Turns out, you drank mothwash instead of mouthwash 🙄. You keep it to make sure you baby pet moths stay nice and clean 🥰 I want a pet moth fr id love one. But now you're at the er, fizz letting you lean over inn his lap in your sick state. He pets your head as you're waiting to be seen by the doctor. You're soon called back as fizz picks you up and Carrie's you. "You did what?" The doctor asked in shock. "I drank mothwash..." you have to admit as Fizzarolli cackles, you feeling much better havign thrown up most of the substance. "I thought it was mouthwash."" You huff and cross your arms. The doctor sighs as he looks back over the paperwork. "Well it should all be out of your system now so you're free to go." Fizz helps your weak body as you leave the ER. "That mothwash tasted awfully minty..." Fizz looks up and down to make sure you're showing no more signs of nausea. You soon come to a small field as you lay down and listen to the murder and moans around you. Fizz looks over and places a hand on yours but as soon as he does he hears an obnoxiouscrowing. You. Both look over and Fizz's heart drops. There is Asmodeus, prancing around with the chickens and other cocks 🐓, eating worms and seeds. He's happy. He's not miserable at all. Dammit. Assy notices you two and waves before bringing his arms back down to imitate wings. He runs over, bringing his legs out to the sides like chickens do until he stops before you. "Hey, Fizzy how's it going?" Fizz is in shock. But you can speak. "Ass modes... what are you doing over there on that farm?" "Well my friend I've had an epiphany. I've decided the life filled with lust isn't really for me. I'm much happier out in the fields, where I can be free. Amongst my feathered friends. That's Glenda, Robert and Anthony." He points over to a couple of chickens who absolutely don't give a shit about your existence. "Ozzie, you're doing great out here... good for you." Fizz says in both fear, shock, disappointment, rage horniness and impressive nesss. "Good to see you too, Fizzy". A cowbell rings signaling it's time to go back home. "Got to go! See y'all in a while!" He scoots back to the coop as you hear sobs coming from Fizz. You look over as he has his knees tucked to his chest, sobbing loudly. Wtf ur problem lik whiny ass bi- nah you didn't say that. "Fizz, what's wrong?!" He looks up at you with huge eyes as the snot leaks from
His nose into his bottom lip then down his chin. "I sold Asmodeus to the hen house and he's not miserabbbllee!!" He kicks his feet in pout as the tears flow out like fountains. "Fizz... you risked  so much to be with me. I truly appreciate you. I love you Fizz." You lean against him and pull him into a hug hoping your words will help calm him down. It seems to work as he's brought down to just a few loud sniffles here and there. You stay like this for a while, watching the town move below uou amd hearing Ozzie's occasional crow.

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