6: aftermath

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the plastics & pearl (cady)

karen
yknow g and i done messed up

HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABT THE THING PEARL

JOEL WAS FUMING

cady
? wdym

regina
lmaoo have fun you two

karen
THE ETHO THEORY

HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW AND WHY DOES JOEL KNOW THAT EVERYONE KNOWS

cady
idk mate

gretchen
WELL IT HAS TO BE YOU PEARL

we didnt tell nobody else

cady
ig i told martyn right

regina
yeah she told me yesterday

karen
and you two didn't tell anyone else?

cady
scott was in the gc

and so were 5 other people...

gretchen
FIVE??!!?

regina
yeah just 6 other people grian it wasnt a big deal

cady
and i guess cleo asked etho about it and i presume etho told his friends

oh and i think impulse told mumbo gem and scar as well

gretchen
THATS EVERYONE IN OUR CLUB PEARL

EVERYONE KNOWS

regina
whats the big deal?

karen
THE BIG DEAL IS THAT WE HAD AN ANGRY JOEL

I HAD TO HOLD HIM BACK FROM STABBING CLEO WITH HIS AXE

gretchen
hes like a chihuahua that actually bites

cady
ive been waiting for this i havent had a proper duel with him since you two turned him into a 'bad boy'

karen
SHUT UP

THE ISSUE IS THAT HE GOT PISSED AT US AND IT WAS SCARY UNTIL WE OFFERED TO BUY HIM CANDIES AND ANOTHER ARCTIC MONKEYS ALBUM

regina
you two like him too much why dont you ever buy me gifts

gretchen
youre not a bad boy ofc we dont

cady
and how is he now?

gretchen
hes returned to glancing over at us every couple of seconds before texting his little secret lover who allegedly isn't etho

karen
what if he doesnt like us anymore bc of this person what if hes gossiping about us and secretly hates us and wants to not be friends anymore

we cant have middle school replay itself he was so mean to me :((

regina
you worry too much tim

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