Your POV
I awoke to the sound of pans banging, nope not That kind of banging you perv! I groaned reaching for warmth beside me only to find an empty space, I frowned.. I think I chose the wrong destination.. A new white Yukata hanged on the door, I sighed.. I don't even know how to tie an Obi.. after a few tries I finally got it to at least stick my Yukata closed, If I knew this was gonna happen, I wouldn't have suggested this trip to Ayato, I miss him already.
"Oh good you're awake... What is that monstrosity?!" The old hag pointed towards my Disheveled Obi... Well it's not my fault she didn't teach me.. she sighed, and seeing my opportunity I grabbed it
"Didn't you say, sighing chases away happiness?" She opened her fan and hit my head with it "Owwie~~~~" I whined and whined again as she tightened my Obi, I had a hard time walking due to the lack of space for my legs to move freely, I still tripped here and there but I felt relieved once we reached the traditional table where we had to kneel on a small cushion, I cringed but since I was starving, I sat down right away, I sat across Ayato but as they placed a bowl of ramen in front of us.. I realized that Ayato can't eat this, It'll ruin his health. He looked uncomfortable at the smell of the Ramen.. I looked around trying to disturb the oldies. I reached for my wooden sandals and threw it out the farthest window.. the old hag noticed and glared at me
"What was that?" She glared, I was taken aback and almost Pooped in my pants but the scared expression played great in my part..
"I-uh... Saw a Coyote, It was uhh..-" I stood up extending my arms up to me head exaggerating "-This BIG!" The old hag glared at me but her husband stood up, grabbing a gun out of nowhere..
"See Suzuki? I knew that rascal is still around this mountain" he trudged out of the wooden home, with the old hag following closely. I bit the end of my finger and hurriedly stuffed it in his lips...
"Hurry before those old people comes back" he nodded... A few moments later, their voices were heard and we started slurping down the noodles as if nothing happened..
"Tell me.. where did that Coyote go?!" I looked up at him confused, I'm fairly good with acting so it's no problem at all..
"What Coyote?.." Ayato laughed loudly, He covered his mouth as if trying to stiffle his laugh although it was obviously fake.. that is if you'd known him..
"Old man! Is that what this is all about? Hahaha.. we were eating peacefully until you shouted 'See Suzuki? I knew that rascal is still around this mountain'? Hahahaha" he was cracking up.. it was horrible, he looked like a mad man, that just broke out of the asylum. I kicked him on the shin warning him about his tone but it seemed to be too late because he was smacked upside the head by Old man Tazuna
Author's Note: Say goodbye to 🍋s hahahaha
