Imagine dating Michael like sO MUCH INCONSPICIOUS SEX, like you'd just be sitting on his lap, hanging out with the guys and suddenly you'd feel his boner pressing against your bum and without even stopping the conversation he's grab your hips and start slowly grinding against you against him while squeezing you, until the boys realize what's going on and reluctantly leave the room so that he could pull off your jeans and shove himself roughly inside you.
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AS IF
