FURRY HAHAHA! Teens! America + Canada [PART 1]

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THIS HAS NOT BEEN REWRITTEN.
Yoyoyo! I am alive I promise~ I'm trying to get to requests but I was inspired to write this when my sister told me how her best friend went through this for Halloween... anyways, it's requested by her!

Canada | Male
America | Male

Special appearance!
Australia | Male
New Zealand | Non-Binary
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Canada awoke in sweat. As his eyes snapped open, he immediately looked around, trying to discern where he was.

Bloodshot green eyes looked from one end of his Canadian-Themed room to the other. Slowly, he realized he was in his own room. He let out a sigh of relief.

"Oh thank the heavens..."

Canada smiled softly as he stretched. His head suddenly felt itchy, so he reached his hands up to scratch the roots of his hair. He wasn't met with hair, no. Instead, Canada ended up touching something... fluffy? He felt around, taking internal note both the size of these fluffy objects and the fact he could feel his hands through these... things.

The anxiety slowly crept back into his blood stream. He got up from his bed slowly, and made his way over to the body mirror that was hanging by his door. Seconds later, a Canadian in hockey pjs stood in front of the reflective piece of furniture. His jaw dropped to the floor as he gawked at himself.

Was he seeing things? He didn't think so.

Canada saw that he had inherited these gigantic brown, fluffy... cat ears? But that wasn't all. As he took a step back in utter disbelief, he stepped on something. He felt pain shoot through his body and looked at what he stepped on. It was none other than a huge fluffy cat tail.

Welp, Canada just about ascended to the gods. He knelt onto the ground and let out the most horrifying, absolutely blood curdling scream known to man.

Not a moment later someone barged into his room. With a phone in his hand playing "gangnam style" on a low volume, meme sunglasses on his way-too-round-face: there stood a 6 foot tall America. He glanced around his brothers room, before noticing his younger sibling on the floor.

He crept over to the younger brother, and just like Canada, his eyes widened to the size of a pie.

Only instead of doing what Canada did, America immediately collapsed to the floor in a fit of laughter. He was the kind of person who had a laugh that was funnier than the joke. He cackled. The American clutched to his gut and rolled around like a cat wanting tummy rubs and squealed like a five year old.

"Y-You're... youRe a fuRRY HAHAHAAHHHAHA!" The freedom fighter proclaimed. His poor younger brother blushed fifty shades of red and back again. He couldn't believe it- he wouldn't believe it.

Was he... was he a furry??

Just then, Canada and America's younger brother Australia and sibling New Zealand bolted into the room. Australia and New Zealand had armfuls of squeaky-chicken-toys. They were ready to fire.

But then, both siblings took notice of America, and then saw poor Canada in his cat-like state. His ears twitched against his will, and it was all over. New Zealand and Australia Roblox rag-dolled onto the floor, laughing their asses off. The chicken toys went everywhere, squeaking as they bounced along the floor.

Oh, this was going to be a long day.

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