𝙎𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙞 𝙖𝙢?ᴿᵃⁿᵈʸ ᶜᵘⁿⁿⁱⁿᵍʰᵃᵐ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ

ᴍᴄꜰɪꜱᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴜʀʏ

//I sincerely apologize for the unnecessarily long wait for my chapters. It's very rude of me to keep you on hold for so long.

"How Bruce are these McKicks?" Howard asks his two best friends, walking with them in his new shoes that McFist released recently.

"Only the Brucest shoes ever!" Randy replied as enthusiastic as his best friend.

"Yeah. Looks awesome." (Name) agreed, smiling happily while carrying her bag beside her hip.

"McFist has made yet another product i literally cannot live without." Howard exaggerating his excitement.

"We would totally die." Randy agreed. "I mean, we're McFist men from toes to teeth."

"I've got McKicks, McTighties, McSkinnies, McHoodies..."

"McShorties, McTops. I even got a mouthful of McFillings." Howard continued before he open his mouth and show that disgusting side of his teeth.

"McFistios is my complete breakfast." Randy added, pointing at his stomach.

"My ride if choice is a McCedes." Howard showed off, leaning back to someone else's McCedes before the person speeds off and cause Howard to fall on the sidewalk.

"McFist is so Bruce! He's the cheese!" Randy cheered. "His name should be Bruce McCheese. He is my hero. (Name), what do you...?"

He turns to the pretty teenager, only to find her miles away from them and already walking towards school.

"So tired of hearing "Mc" in every sentence, i swear." (Name) muttered as she walks.

The ginger's and Tyrant purple haired boy's eyes widen at her speed at walking, before running after the girl to join her again.

Little Time Skip

"Question: Can McFist do anything wrong?" Randy asks his ginger friend. "Answer: No. That is why i'm his number one fan."

Howard look up to him with a smirk. "I thought you were the Ninja's number one fan?"

"Yeah, but i am the Ninja. I can't be my own number one fan." Randy said as he walks right on ahead, not knowing that Howard had stopped.

"Randy!"

Suddenly he was yanked backwards before he can hit the building that was being placed in front of the school building.

"Building. That's a building!" Randy yelp in surprise before both he and (Name) look up to watch the crane retract into McFist's ship. It zooms through the sky as Principal Slimovitz speaks through a microphone.

"I am splitting at the seams to present the new McFistory history pavilion." Principal Slimovitz announced. A crowd of students clapped but the rest just either smile or gawked.

Howard had his hand over his face as Randy groans and (Name) deadpan. "Oh, come on! A history pavilion?"

"Epic McFail." Howard agreed with his disbelief.

"This generous new addition to our school is a gift from beloved Norrisville philanthropist, entrepreneurist, and mustache enthusiast, Hannibal McFist!"

Then Hannibal lands on the ground, previously using his jetpack to get down from his ship. Everyone cheered and applaud at his arrival but (Name) knew something was up. And McFist definitely isn't a man of history.

McFist then walk up to the entrance of the pavilion, tossing his jetpack to Principal Slimovitz and taking the microphone. "You're too kind. This isn't about me," he spoke before he suddenly shouted, "this is about the children!"