"Fraaankkk stop pushing meee your slime and goop is getting everywhereeee" complained Mikey. "Sorry toots I can't help it it's my natural defense mechanism..." grumbled Frank sheepishly. Frank began to nibble on the wooden bench out of stress. Paytoro evaded his taxes while shoving the fattest goint you've ever seen further down his gullet. "Shaddap wouldja" he muttered. The group ignored him on account of his frequent senile ramblings. Gerad said, "hey guys. Let's all be nice. I can't take you aaaanywherw 😅😅😅😅" Mikey replies, "geraaaddd no the foop is seeping through my bag" he frowned, nibbling his Corn Dog. "Get a wet wipe boy" replied paytoro, turning very quickly and staring at Mikey from both directions. "My lazy eye ain't as good as it used to be but I know yer just being a hooligan. Boy." Frank says "crumbs.........." With a dazed look and drool dripping from his mouth. He scampers away to the next bench, his bare ass shining through his scrubs. Gerad sighed with a smirk. "Oh, you....."
suddenly, shaggy 2 pope strolls in all religious like. He is dragging silent j by a rope behind him, j trying to run away the whole time. "Stajhp squirming bitch." He barked, adjusting his popely hat on his bald head. Gray matter leaks from silent j's ear. He foams at the mouth. Gerad cheers with excitement. "Shaggy 2 pope ! What are you doing here!! Is your dog okay" shaggy 2 pope gracefully nods "ya homie he's good. Jus a little tired or whateva good 2 see u gerad." Paytoro feels like hw must say something. He stands up, striding towards shaggy 2 pope. His clown shoes are squeaking. "That dawg. Is NOT prescription. Yew are NOT gonna bring your religion and fuckass dawg into MY band. (Shit stain piss pants)" he angrily shouts, limping because he twisted his delicate petite ankle playing hockey ? Mikey screams, "STOP FUYS!!!!!! This ISNT you!!!!!" He starts crying, taking a HUGE ducking bite of his corn dog. Frank meanders back over, burping loudly. Wood chips fly out of his mouth and hit silent j in his balding head. Frank tries to speak but his words are muffled from the copious amount of wood chippings in his yapper. "Hush child it'll be aight" says shaggy 2 pope all popishly. Gerad says "say it don't spray it . Amirite guys 😅😅😅😅 " he chuckles, breaking into a coughing fit. Nobody laughs. J manages to gnaw through his duct tape mouth covering and says nothing. He remembers he is silent j. He frowns. He throws up the wicked clown and wipes a tear from his eye. Paytoro wants to press charges but he doesn't really know his abcs. Then he is visited by the three spirits (dead war Mikey, Ronnie radke, and primal darkness Clifford ray Vance iii) dead Miley says, "paytoro? More like GAYTORO." and gives him a smooch. He disappears. Ronnie radke appears and says "paytoro? More like GAYTORO." and throws up on him. He disappears. Primal darkness Clifford ray Vance iii appears and says "paytoro? More like GAYTORO." and rips his shirt off. He gets cut off and disappears. Paytoro now understands the meaning of Christmas. Happy Hanukkah everyone. 💗
