AN: i forgot to tell u guys last chapter that I'm not grounded anymore (I'm still grounded from my phone but i got my computer km)

kenny

(hey babe that was so fun ;)

(answerrrrr

(ik u have ur phone

(ANSWWER BRITCH

(ANSWER BITCH

(smh

KENNY HEY GOD DAMN HI)

(finally

IM SOO SORRY)

(ITS OKAYYY

but yeah it was so fun thank you)

also i told stan that wendy was cheating on him)

(oh damn wait i didnt know that

how it was so obvious)

(I'm not interested in other peoples love lives

alr alr fair enough)

oh and also kyle rlly likes stan and im trying to set them up)

(yeah i saw stan almost throw up when they were standing together one time

that's frl embarrassing)

(youre a mess when youre around me sweetheart

(maybe you should be the embarrassed one ;)

MAYEB YOU SHOUDL STFU.)

(ur a cutie.

(well im going to bed goodnight, i love you so much sleep well

i love you too goodnightt)

And with that, I put my phone in my pocket, kicking my feet in the air.

"Well, who's got you all flustered?" Kyle joked around, continuing his comic from the other night. "Kenny?"

"You're literally gay."

"How the fuck does that have to do with anything?"

I snicker then sit up on my bed, looking at him.

"We should go to the mall tomorrow!" I suggest.

"With whom?"

"Whom?"

Kyle sighs.

"Our group or something," I say.

"Like me, you, Stan, and Kenny?"

"And Eric. But don't you have some other friends that I rarely talk to or something?"

"Clyde, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Wendy, Tolkien, Bebe, Heidi." He started listening, but I cut him off. 

"Butters, Craig, and Tweek are fine. Clyde kept complaining that he was super stressed cuz he thinks he got STDs, and I don't like everyone else, Heidi is sweet and all but she's Eric's ex."

"From like 4th grade," Kyle mumbled.

"Whatever, just text a group chat with all of us in it and make plans. It's the weekend everyone can probably go."

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