Deception (WTS) {HP/TVD}

Chapter Two

Klaus was startled to hear his phone ring, "Hello?" he answered.

"It's Jamie, I'm free right now," he hears. His face immediately perks up and he responds with, "Same place as before?"

"I'm actually there right now," she admitted. Klaus looked outside and saw the dark environment, "I will be there in a minute," he responds and hung up. He sped around, making himself look presentable. He double checked in the mirror that nothing would look off if he sped there. Who was he kidding? He's done this for a thousand years, he's nervous.

Tom lightly smacked Jamie's head, seeing the smug grin begin to appear, "Stop," he scolded. He knew she felt smug for making someone over a thousand years old nervous to meet her. The Mikaelson siblings were honestly shocked by Klaus' behavior. Even as a human when Tatia was trying to get his attention, he never acted like that.

Klaus sped out the door and used his speed to land in the spot next to the beautiful black haired woman he met the other day. Jamie didn't even look fazed. Klaus, however, was staring at the angry handprint on her wrist.

"When will you divorce him?" he asked.

"I still want to kill him," Remus muttered again.

"Join the club," Sirius mutters back.

Klaus leaned forward, "You'll like his fate," he guaranteed again.

"I can't just yet. I have plans and that involves me being near the git and the tampon," Jamie grumbled. Klaus gave her a confused look, "The git is the headmaster and the tampon is my husband. He's a pale redhead—used tampon," she explained.

All the female students laugh and Fabian and Gideon look embarrassed while Liam turned redder than his own hair. "Fabian, Gideon, your hair isn't red enough to be a used tampon, you're okay," Jamie guaranteed from her spot.

Vega saw her mother's confusion and whispered in her ear, "It's something women use today when they bleed from you-know-where. Instead of sanitary napkins we call them pads," making Rebekah's eyes widen, 'They made something else for it now?' was all she thought.

"Would I be able to help any with the plans?" Klaus asked.

Jamie thought about it for a second, "Are you willing to follow everything I say? I've heard of your reputation. I know you can't fully feel your wolf side and it's blocking your mate bond partly..." she trailed off already seeing Klaus nod.

"I can feel it partly. I don't think I would've checked on you if I didn't feel it," he admitted. "By the way, how did you know?" he asked, temporarily changing the subject. He wanted to know more about her plans, but he wasn't going to ask while she was hunched over next to him, hands clenched together. That was one of the signs he picked up for her being stressed.

She thought for a second, determining what she was going to reveal, "I actually have two soulmates," she revealed. Klaus' body turned to directly face her as she now knew she had his full attention (not like she didn't before). "...So do you..." she trails off, pursing her lips as she looks away.

"The Mortimer/Morticia person?" Kol asked resulting in Klaus and Jamie to nod along with their children. Tom briefly looked back at the other hooded person.

He raised an eyebrow, "Explain," he said, taking his finger, moving it under chin and moving her head back to look at him, "We have another mate?"

"Mmhmm," she responds still not wanting to say.

"Tell me," he demands softly.

"Well, I need to give a little bit of history on this," she eventually says and also turns around to face him, sitting in the same position he is. "My family, the Potters," she starts and looks around and mutters a few words. "Sorry, I don't trust anyone around here with this information. Usually it's said in one of the Potter properties," she explained seeing his questioning look. Seeing an opportunity, Klaus internally smirked as he reached forward, grabbed Jamie, letting his smirk show at the squeak she made, and sat her on his lap. "What? People read lips," he said innocently. She rolled her eyes, but made herself comfortable on his lap, hearing his grunt and gave him a cheesy grin in response.

"Now it's going to revealed to everyone, how lovely is this day?" Jamie spoke sarcastically.

"Anyway," she starts again, leaning on his shoulder to speak in his ear, "...sorry I'm still not comfortable saying it out in public," she apologized. "Liam still isn't back yet, I could sneak you into the Manor," she suggested.

"Liam is the used tampon?" he asked.

"Yeah," she responds.

"Then please do sneak me in," Klaus replies with a smirk. Jamie smiles and looks around before grabbing his hand and pulling him up, "You'll probably feel sick, but don't let go," she told him. He nodded, wondering where this was going, and then reality distorted. The park disappeared and they were back in a manor that had a warm aura to it. "Jamie?" Klaus hears another voice say. It was a male voice, was it her husband? Klaus couldn't think more because he was about to be sick, a bowl was thrown in front of him and he threw up in it.

Jamie's head perked up at the familiar sound as tears came to her eyes. Klaus squeezed her hand in response. Tom wore a small grin now knowing his good friend while he was still sane had a portrait. Henrik and Hope's eyes lit up hearing the voice.

"Oh, I've made the future Original Hybrid throw up, lucky me," Jamie sassed. Klaus threw his head and was startled to see the painting behind Jaime moving. He could see the identical glasses that hid identical green eyes between Jamie and the man in the painting. They were giving him a similar stare, like a deer caught in the headlights look as Klaus threw his head up quick enough to startle the painting and Jamie. "Is that painting moving?" he asked, stunned.

"It's fun when you startle a Potter," Sirius couldn't help but say.

"Their revenge isn't so fun though," Regulus couldn't help but add.

"Yes, it is," Jaime replied, almost mocking like.

"I talk too," the man said.

"What?!" Klaus screeched making the two jump and freeze again. A woman joined the man, she had black hair like Jamie and the man, but it had a slight curl. Jamie's and the man's were curlier.

"Cool," Kol muttered. Finn was fascinated by the painting while Rebekah had a similar expression to her half brother on the screen.

"Mistress," a creature called popping into the room.

"WHAT?!" Klaus screeched louder.

"Little Fawn, I think you and Cannibal broke the future Original Hybrid," the man commented.

"Just a little," Jamie said, answering the man in the portrait.

"What kind of name is that?" Elena scrunched her nose up at the name of the House Elf.

"It's a name given to my elf because his parents liked to take "raw meat" and scare the public with pretending they were vicious and eat it in front of everybody. They had three children, Cannibal, Hannibal, and Lector—I think they had a theme," Jamie answered.

"Love, all of your elves' names have a theme," Klaus mentioned. Freya, sitting with Finn, nods and so do the Blacks.

"True," Jamie said, "At least he doesn't serve raw human meat when he cooks," she said with a shrug.

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