Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

randy meeting randy.

threed persons POV😫

Big Dick Randy and Stan Marsh have been in a relationship for about a month.

randy (stans father) has been suspecting somethings up. so stan finally decided to come clean.

so after stanley and big randy fucked, he was going to tell his dad.

he came (😈) down stairs, barely able to walk.

"uhh dad?"

"uhh stan?" randy said chuckling.

"i got sum to tell you."

"k" he pat the spot next to him, so stan sat down.

"wassup?" he said.

"so uhh.... remember Big Randy?"

"yeah?"

"we're kinda dating..."

"oh....k" he said looking kinda worried, oopsie daisy.

"well, thats all buh-bye." stan said smiling, then running upstairs.

stan rolled my ankle when he jumped on his bed, owie.

stanleys POV😫      

i got a text, so i checked my phone.

i had two messages, one from my dad the other from big randy. i checked my dads first.

father🥰
your mother wants to
meet him.

mk.

i checked the other one.

Big Randy🥵

hey bbg😍

my dad wants to meet
you.
uhh aight, bet.
when?
lemme ask him, brb.

i ran downstairs, still smiling.

"when do you want him to come over?"

"yea🥰"

"..."

"uhh saturdays fine."

"aight." i texted big randy, he said that saturdays fine, YAYAYAYYAY.

time skip to saturday🥺

i heard a knock a the door, open it to see big randy, YAYAYAY.

"come in." i said.

"bet, babagrill."

he steps in, hugs me, the sits down. i sit next to him. then my dad walks into the room.

"oh, uhh, hey." he said awkwardly.

"whats good, whats your name?"

"randy."

"oh, same."

"..." the room goes silent for a second. "dinners done come sit." we all go sit at the dinner table.

"so, how are we not gonna get confused?" my dad said.

"you can call me big randy." big randy said, smirking. i elbow him in the ribs. "the hell was that for?" he whispers to me. i just side-eye him.

my mom and dad laugh. "so big randy, what do you do for work?"

"im unemployed for right now." he said, i sigh in relief. i would cry if he said buttfucking people.

"oh." my dad said.

time skip to after dinner😍
big randy leaves, i go to sleep.

         thats all for now🥵