WHY DID CARTMAN PUT HIS DICK IN MY HAND?!?!

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stableydhe pov😍

so me and randy decided to go trick or treating, even though it's february. south park decided that we would have it now i guess.

randy walking all slow and shit, so hes far behind me.

i walk up to a house.

they stand up, and pick up two candy bars.

"lets play a little game i made."

"okay."

"all you gotta do is pick a candy bar. one got a blade." 😨 is my literal reaction. im scawed🥺.

"man, i dont know if i wanna play anymor-" they cut me off.

"if you eat the wrong one, i swear to god, boy that is on you." what?😰

"i dont think i wanna play dude."

"all i know is if you spit that shit out, boy, i bet i shoot."

"AHHHHHH😨😰😱" i scream, running
away.


























"AHHHHHH😨😰😱" i scream, running away

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