Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

the nerd x the bully.🥰

stanleys POV🥰

today was a long day, like longer then randys dick long, gyatt.

i was walking through the halls, and saw someone i may or may not have a crush. 😜

Big Dick Randy, hes 7 foot flat, toned muscles, fat ass.
basically just my type, YAYAYAY.

i walk up to him, slap his books outta his hands.

"stan, what the hell, man?"

"yeah.🥰"

he sighs, picks up his books and walks to his class. i also walk to my class.

while i was walking to my class, i felt my ass get slapped, real fucking hard (like randy), i jump around to see kenny, the schools man-whore,
bet.

"mcwhoredick, why did you slap my ass so damn hard?"

"i saw you bullying that kid you like."

"kill your-" i got interrupted by pc principal

"stanley, would your mother like to hear you said those words?"

"uhh, naur, prolly not."

"exactly."

"goddamnit." i whisper.

i walk to class, sad that i couldnt tell kenny to kill himself anymore.

time skip brought to you by ASSSWIPER 🥰💋
(in lunch btw)

i saw randy walking into the lunch room. i walk up to him again.

"stan, come with me."

"aight."

we walk to an empty classroom, then we locked eyes, he a big 6'6, big dick, big ass rocked guy.

he rizzes me up, leaning in for for a smooch.

he goes in for the kiss, our lips touch, like a spark ykyk?

(im so bad at writing shit like this💀💀)

"stanley the most manly, will you be my boyfriend?"

"hm, sure."

we back out of the classroom.

when i get home, i tell my sbf kyle, that im dating randy. i think he jelly.