so like, ik ive been gone, ive just been busy. but some funny ass things happened so ima make chapters about it.💋
stabs POV💋
me and randy were hanging out in my room, and randomly i heard something, sounded sorta like "RAHHHHH🦅🦅🦅". i look over at the window, and theres a fucking bird.
randy jumps up, runs around the bed on his hands and knees. im laying on my stomach, totally not reading smut. he jumps on my back, bounces, hits his head off of the nightstand or whatever its called, hits his ass off the same thing, and immediately pops right back up.
"what the hell?"
"its gone, dont worry kitten, i got you."
"you dont got shit though."
"hmmm, how bout i dont bootyrape people tonight, and buttfuck you?"
"aight, fine."
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