*cutely falls*

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                             stableys POV💋

i was sitting at the dinner table, my father next to me, disappointed. my mother next to him, also disappointed. my sister laughing her ass off.

they found my wattpad addiction.

they caught me reading a gay smut.

well my sister told them.

well my sister told them

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they kicked me out.

so i went to live with randy.

i knocked on the door.

"oh, hey stan."

"hey randy."

"you good, lil homie?"

"i got kicked out."

"why?"

"they caught me reading wattpad, specifically gay smut."

"oh."

"yeah."



he buttfucks me and im a house wife now.





















(based on a true story,)

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