i spent five nights fucking boys 😫

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(my gojo simping has gotten so bad😭😭)

randys pov🤩

so i was humping the floor to practice, because stan asked me to go the park with him.

so after stanley pulls up to the crib, we go to the park.

"my glorious blue eyed king, hows your day been?"

"dude, dont use the name people call gojo on me. i know damn well if gojo was real youd leave me faster then you can say 'gojo satoru'."

"uhm, anygays."

so there this, like trend typa thing in our town, its something kids do to anyone. its just coloring clothes pins, then putting them on people, clothes, bags, hats, whatever they can. some kids are sneaking as hell with it.

me and stan, were having a bit of a outta pocket conversation.

"so do you think guys like girls who are cheerleaders, so they can do back handsprings on the d?"

"what." randy says.

i see something move outta the corner of my eye, i turn around, and theres a kid there, tryna pin our bag. shit bru.

i just stare at the kid like 😨, and they stare back at me like that.

"uhm,"

the kid runs away after pinning us.

"there was a kid there, that definitely heard what i said."

"oh."






(based off something that happened to me🙁🙁)






















(based off something that happened to me🙁🙁)

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