(Time: 2005)
qa: Okay, we must find the materials to make this boat!
Admin: (In mind) Save me from this fucking constant work!
Toolbox: I'm craving the wood from the trees I have brutally chopped down.
Meanwhile on the other side of the sea
Todd: Give me the stick Loduha!
Loduha: No it's mine, fuck off lil bro!
*Todd punches Loduha in the face 3 times and Loduha falls down and hits his head on the ground and Loduha's brain bounces in his skull*
Loduha: FUCK YOU!
*Loduha upper-cuts Todd and had beat the living shit out of Todd and leaving Todd with multiple bruises and a nose bleed*
Matt: Hey, hey, hey calm y'all's shit down!
*Todd tries to stab Loduha with his stick but is stopped abruptly by Keith*
Keith: Give Todd the stick, Loduha!
Loduha: *sigh* Fine, here you go.
*Loduha drops the stick on the ground and Todd picks it up*
Todd: Thanks you my man.
Matt: All of this over a stick?! You two were actually like fucking beasts doing that!
*Todd rubs the two sticks together and creates a fire*
Todd: What's this? *touches fire* Ow! FUCK! IT HURTS!
Loduha: Psshhh... Todd, you're overreacting.
*Loduha touches the fire and it burns his hand*
Loduha: Holy shit you're right! It's burns like hell!
Matt: I think we made fire.
Keith: You mean, discovered fire.
Matt: yea, yea, tomato to-mato.
Keith: Shut up lil bro, you're like 4"9.
Matt: aa- *sigh* I'll just forget about it.
Todd: We could use this for the future!
Matt: I may not have a brain, but I got an idea!
Loduha: What is your "Idea"?
Matt: We can use this for cooking. So I would not be throwing up when I eat meat.
Keith: I heard you wrong about that earlier, that's actually a great idea!
Back in the north east
Toolbox: We have finally finished the boat!
Admin: So.. how are gonna set sail in the ocean?
Toolbox: We will use the sail that is controlled by wind, and the paddles!
qa: Now do we go on the boat now?
Toolbox: Yea, but we must carry it to the water.
Admin: How about we push the boat?
Toolbox: Good idea, let's push it!
*A few minutes later*
qa: Oh my god *panting out of breath* that was heavy!
Admin: You're lucky that we reached the sea, because we couldn't have left your ass behind.
qa: *Picks up a boat paddle* I'm gonna make you eat those words lil bro!
Admin: You know what, *picks up the other boat paddle* I can be the same way with you!
qa: Fine, let's fight each other to death!
*Admin hits qa in the face with the boat paddle, qa retaliates back by hitting Admin with another boat paddle in the jaw and testicles*
Toolbox: oooof... That must be very painful.
Admin: Fuck you qa, *blocks qa's attack* you fucking cunt!
*qa hits Admin in the ankles*
Toolbox: HEY! HEY! HEY! stop this shit right now! You two could kill each other later, but now we gotta go! And also drop the paddles!
*qa and Admin drop the boat paddles*
Toolbox: Thank you! Now let's get this shit going!
Narrator: the trio set sale to the ocean to meet the other Robloxians on the other side of the sea.
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