(Time: Q1 of 2006)
Todd: I never liked this "job" anyway.
Keith: I was the only interesting teacher.
Admin: For real, I didn't know jack shit about physical education.
Loduha: I found this cave, so should we go inside?
qa: Sure I guess.
Todd: Yea.. you go first, and if it's safe, we'll go.
*Loduha and qa enter the cave*
qa: Yep, it's 100% safe!
Admin: if we all get murdered, it's on you qa.
*Admin, Toolbox, Matt, Todd, and Keith all walk into the cave*
Toolbox: Hey, why is it so damn dark in here?
Loduha: it's a cave dumbass, It's supposed to be dark.
Toolbox: Fuck off Loduha!
Loduha: Shut the fuck up Toolbox, you probably get paid in pennies at your job which is nonexistent.
Matt: Can you two stop arguing about stupid shit like this.
Loduha: Nah the Toolbox meatriding is crazy.
Admin: Loduha, I will beat you to a fucking polpe if you keep talking! Your head will be slammed on the cave wall.
Keith: Sorry I'm late everyone, I have crafted this candle that we could use in the cave. What did I missed?
Todd: So what basically happened was that Toolbox questioned why is it dark, and Loduha called him a dumbass and Toolbox basically called him a dick, and they were making threats to each other.
Keith: Heh.. I knew he was an asshole since day one.
Loduha: What did you say to me Keith?!
*Keith and Loduha start fighting and beating the shit out of each other*
Admin: Bro is being beaten down like a masochist.
Matt: What?!
Admin: What?!
*Keith slightly burns Loduha with his candle and making him have a first-degree burn*
Loduha: Fuck you bitch!
Todd: Smoking that Loduha pack!
Loduha: Don't listen to these cucks! They are trying to mess with your brains!
Matt: Yea, whatever nerd.
Keith: Okay, but we seriously need to explore this cave.
*A few minutes later they all find the wall paintings*
Keith: W-What is this? Is some drawings of deformed heads?
Matt: Why do these look like arms?
Keith: And this says, "Mike RayHawk" what?!
qa: This is originally just a short cave exploration.
Loduha: Yeah, I think we should go because this was already boring to begin with.
*A few minutes later*
Loduha: We're Out!
qa: Todd, I told you that we would not get murdered, especially if we are in a group, but if it was just single Robloxian, then that's different story.
Narrator: As Admin, qa, and Toolbox had moved back to the ForumLands, Todd, Matt, Loduha, and Keith had continued their normal lives on the other side of the sea. But little did they know, that a new God has arrived, named "Shedletsky/Telamon" which is about to change the universe.
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