Chapter 10: First Battle

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Author's Note: Hey, I'm starting school again because it's after my winter break, so publishing chapters will be slower.
(Time: July 2006)

Telamon: For our building where we are working in, which is basically a capital of a country, where should it be?

Erik.Cassel: I don't care, put it somewhere.

Telamon: I'm just gonna put it here, right in the middle!

*A few hours later*

Telamon: Okay it's done.

Roblox: this is really nice, it's insane how you made this in only five hours!

Telamon: How about, we make something where Robloxians could fight each other.

Builderman: Sure, but what should we name it?

Telamon: How about "Crossroads"?

Erik.cassel: sure bro!

*12 hours later*

Telamon: Okay, it's finished!

Builderman: All we just need to wait a few days for Robloxians to arrive and fight each other to death.

*One week later*

Random Noob #1: Everyone is against everyone else in this place.

*Multiple explosions go off and Random Noob #1 is killed*

SuperBall Main #1: These fucking cunts, my fucking arm got exploded.

*A sword main noob killed another Crossroads fighter and kills Superball Main #1*

Team-er #1: I think we should be safe inside of this hill.

Team-er #2: For real, it feels like it's better to kill yourself than get killed.

*A Bomb Main fighter drops a bomb inside the same hill that Team-ers #1 & 2*

Bomb Main #1: Get fucked idiots!

*The same Bomb Main gets killed by a Slingshot Main*

Slingshot Main #1: I guess murder is allowed here, Oh well-

*The Slingshot Main gets exploded and dies*

Leader of Squad Noober: We must kill everyone here except us, we need to win the battle!

Every Squad Noober Members: YEAH!!!

Sword Main #2: What the hell are these motherfuckers yapping about?

Leader of Squad Noober: This is a suicide mission! You will possibly not be remembered, as y'all might get exploded like that one unlucky fella over there.

*The Leader of Squad Noober picks up the dismembered hand from a exploded victim*

Leader of Squad Noober: This hand from an exploded Robloxian victim was the unlucky one that had a possible short life, then, is life truly meaningless? As you guess it's not, we all must learn discipline against the cruelty of this world. Your former friends might have fallen in this battle, but we will never give up!

Every Squad Noober Member: Offer your hearts for every sacrifice led to this moment! Devote your hearts!

Leader of Squad Noober: We must fight off the devils of Crossroads! NOW CHARGE!!!

Narrator: There would be no true winner in the battle of Crossroads, since the battle is infinite and will never end.

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