Roblox History In A Nutshell

Chapter 7: The Testing

(Year: February 2005)
(Rating: M/Mature, R, & TV-MA for immense amount of Heavy language, Violence, and Dark Humor)

Toolbox: After a few hours, we finally made it!

Admin: Kill me please.

Loduha: Huh... who are y'all?

qa: Hello other side inhabitant, I'm qa, and these two are Admin and Toolbox, and what's your name?

Loduha: Hello I'm Loduha, it's really nice to meet you.

Matt: Loduha, who are those guys?

Loduha: Well Matt, these are our other side islander friends!

Keith: Visitors?!

Matt: Yea they, but I don't know where they came from.

Admin: We are from what we called the Forumlands!

Matt: The form lands?

Admin: *sigh* It's spelled F-O-R-U-M-L-A-N-D-S now you say it yourself.

Matt: The ForumLands!

Admin: Correct!

Keith: Since y'all are new here, how about we sit down and drink some coffee?

Toolbox: What is coffee?

Keith: It's makes have energy for the day.

Toolbox: How is this "coffee" made?

Keith: I take some coffee beans grind them up, put Cocoa leaf extract, which does contain a little bit of cocaine, then I put water inside of it mix and voilà.

Admin: Cool.

Keith: That's all you're gonna say?!

Admin: Calm your ass down! I just got into a whole ass fight a few hours ago, and I still haven't recovered!

Keith: Fine I'll let you go this time, but if I hear you say this shit one more time it's over for you.

*Nueva 1-8 arrive in this world*

Nueva 1: Hello Robloxians!

Todd: hey, what's going on? Why is there 11 more Robloxians?!

Nueva 2: Who are you?

Todd: My name is Todd, yeah I know it's a basic ass name.

Nueva 1 & 2: it's nice to meet you, Todd.

Todd: Loduha, are you sure they are not robots? Because they talk like them.

Loduha: I don't know, I didn't making program them.

Nueva 3: We are not robots

qa: So Nueva 1, what are the other names?

Nueva 1: I'm Nueva 1, and these are Nueva 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Todd: [Whispering] Loduha, I told you euthanizing is a good idea sometimes.

Loduha: Shut the fuck up Todd!

Toolbox: We have to build a school education to the future Robloxians.

Admin: if we do something like this again, I will jump off a bridge.

*A few hours later*

Toolbox: Another building has been created in just a day!

Admin: if you get this much excited after us do work ever again I'm gonna film your death on LiveLeak.

Keith: Damn bro calm down, you don't have to get THAT aggressive!

Admin: Calm down? You want me to calm down?! Nah we should start throwing hands!

Nueva 6: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Matt: What?

Nueva 6: What?

Keith: Fight me right now you dickhead!

*Admin and Keith start beating each other to death*

qa: swing motherfucka, swing swing!

*Admin throws Keith into the window of the school and Admin jumps inside to window but throws a chair at Admin and Admin is now temporarily unconscious*

Toolbox: Is everything okay in there?

Keith: HOLY SHIT! Yes Sir!

Toolbox: I'm gonna go check to see if you're true about that.

*Toolbox enters the room*

Toolbox: (In awe) what the actual fuck happened here?!

Keith: Uhhh... let's just say that the fight got a little bit heated, and I've beat him down with a chair.

*Admin wakes up and puts his hands on Keith's throat and throws him against the wall*

Nueva 4: Hey I thought this place was for learning, not the beating each other to death place.

Toolbox: I'm just gonna say, and I'm only gonna say it once. Admin might be a huge dick at times, but this, this is too far!

Admin: For real, I have scrapes and bruises on me,  along with blood, and I may or may not have broken a bone.

Keith: I didn't know you were that good at hand-to-hand combat.

Loduha: Sorry I'm late, I was getting vegetables and WTF?! what the hell happened here?!

Nueva 8: He said that the fight had got "heated" whatever that means.

Todd: I saw the whole thing go down, and I had recorded all of it.

Admin: Stand proud Keith, you are strong.