slytherin boys reacts x one shots

if they were your brother (NOT INCEST)

Tom Riddle

- doesn't talk to you much

- will never reply to your texts (my brother fr I tried to tell him a joke the other day and he left me on delivered smh)

- still super protective over you (cause you're family) and completely intimidates any boys you bring over "if they're scared of me, they're not good enough for you"

- if he gets take out he'll order something for you without even asking, he'll just barge into your room, put the food down, and leave again

- 100% tried to kill you when yous were younger

- would put your teddies in the bin

Mattheo Riddle

- I feel like he would forget your birthday

- becomes best mates with your bf and steals him when he comes over

- late night talks ALL THE TIME

- pays you to cover for him sneaking out

- comes into your room, farts, then leaves

- bought himself a 'best big brother' mug and doesn't let anyone else use it

Lorenzo Berkshire

- bestie pookie wookie dookie bear 100%

- pretty chill

- personal uber driver

- will do face masks and watch girlie movies with you

- new girlfriend every week

- kidnaps the cat and forces it to stay in his room

- dropped you when you were a baby

Draco Malfoy

- sosososooooooo whiny

- overshares about his sex life when he's badgering you for advice on girls

- steals your shampoo and fancy schmancy shower products

- comes into your room after your mates are gone to mock and make fun of them 

- would kick you out the house when his mates come over

Blaise Zabini

- will scream if you mention periods, bras, etc etc

- constantly find him in the kitchen at 3am 

- BLASTING his music 

- sleeps in until 4pm

- constantly sending each other tiktoks

- singing karaoke in the middle of the night at the top of his lungs

Theodore Nott

- I feel like people without brothers won't know what I mean but always pretending to fight you. Like punching the air around you and ducking and shit. Pls tell me if I need to explain this better in the comments

- makes the best grilled cheese and forces you to clean his room in exchange for making you one too

- barges into your room to use your mirror cause he doesn't have one (both my dad and my brother do this to me. It's so annoying.)

- wakes you up by pouring water on your face

- shags all your mates

- turns off the bathroom light when your in the shower 

I have not proof read this and it is nearly midnight so if there's any mistakes I apologise x

vote or I will climb thru ur bedroom window and bite off your big toe <3

make sure to drink some water today !!!!!