The school for good and evil react/rate their ships

Dot x Hort || Dort/Hot

Dot: Look! It's the new series! Percy Jackson and the Olympians!

Hester: oh, cool. 

Sophie: Guys! Are we gonna react to a ship or not?

Nicola: Who has it?

Beatrix: It's taped to Tedros's back. 

Tedros: What? 

Agatha: Here. *rips the paper off Tedros' jerkin* The next ship is...Nicola and Hort.

Hort: *he stops stuffing chips in his mouth and faces Agatha* What?

Nicola: Ugh, so childish. 

*spotlights shine on Hort and Nicola*

Nicola: yeah, nope, this light is literally gonna make me blind. 

Hort: who's in charge of the lights?

Me: me. *glides down in a swing covered with flower vines. a soft light shines down one Me as she lands her feet on the floor* Did someone say, flowers?

Sophie: no.

Hester: never heard anyone. 

Tedros: no, not really. 

Me: Okay. *snaps fingers and the swing disappears* Rate the ship!

Nicola: 0!

Me: Jk! That's not the ship. It's actually Dot x Hort!

*spotlights shine on Dot and Hort*

Dot: It's my turn to shin-OUCH! The light....

Hort: oh not again! *shields eyes with a sour cream and onion pringle container and slowly takes out a chip, stuffing it into his mouth*

Hester: 0.

Anadil: Agreed, 0/10.

Agatha: It would have been cute if Sophie wasn't already dating Hort. 3/10.

Sophie: Absolutely not! 0/10!

Beatrix: 3/10, it's alright.

Nicola: 5, a solid 5.

Tedros: 1/10? 

Reena: 0. I see no chemistry. 

Kiko: 6/10! They could've been nice together...

Hester: Can we just wrap this up now?

Me: have you guys ever thought about getting a special ability like KOTLC?

Dot: wat?

Me: Here! I'll grant you guys some! *grants* If you are granted talentless, that is not my problem. It is fate that bestows you guys these powers. use them for the greater good. 

Agatha: why does that sound familiar-

Me: Anyways! Try to trigger your power!

Beatrix: okay...er...I don't feel anything. 

Kiko: huh, that's strange. well...let me see if I have powers! *holds hand up and summons water* Yay! I have water powers!

Beatrix: Woah..I'm feeling a lot of strong, happy emotions over here. *swats her hand in the air* Kiko, please don't get too excited. 

Me: Congrats! Kiko, you're a Hydrokinetic, and Beatrix, you're an Empath!

Tedros: Cool, I wonder if I- *accidentally blows a potted plant off Beatrix's table* ah! sorry! I don't know how I did that... *stares at hands*

Beatrix: It's fine. I can feel that your genuinely sorry. 

Me: Tedros, you're a Guster! You can sense and manipulate wind.