The school for good and evil react/rate their ships

Kiko x Beatrix || Keatrix \ Beako

Hester: What's...going on with Hort?

Hort: *swaggering and showing off his new clothes*

Dot: He looks constipated.

Anadil: I honestly don't care. 😒

Agatha: Why is it taking Me so long to come up with ships and write? What has she been doing all this time?

Sophie: she's been sobbing over this webcomic, Cherry Crush, on Webtoon or something?

Beatrix: STOP. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY OVER CHERIE AND CRUSH AGAIN. 😫

Sophie: What-

Reena: Well actually, Me cries INSIDE. She's rarely emotional. Most of the times, she's being dramatic.

Nicola: Um, anyways. Let's move on. 

Tedros: I really like this song! *shows the "I Like The Way You Kiss Me" by Artemas music video*

Hester: *blinks* Tedros x Filip real-?

Tedros & Sophie: STFU. 😰😡

Hester: UHHH ROODE 😤 

Kiko: ERM. Anyways. 

Me: What's up, guys?

Tedros: *stumbles off now existing chair that appeared out of nowhere*

Hester: Why do you keep jumpscaring us?

Me: It's fun 😀

Nicola:...

Agatha: UHH okay. Why are you wearing that witch, hat?

Me: I'm the sorting hat!

Anadil: explanation please?

Me: No. ANYWAYS before I sort y'all into your hogwarts houses, do you guys SWEAR Spelldon x Valentine is a VERY GOOD ship? Like, it's one of the best?

Hester: I don't watch Monster High-

Tedros: OH? HOW'D YOU KNOW?

Hester: *turns red* SHUT UP OR I WILL FLAY YOU. 

Tedros: I actually like my flawless, golden, shiny, as smooth as a babeh, glowing, shimmering, pore-free, pimple free, perfect, hawt, handsome, soft, smegsy, frootalicious, rizzable, EHEM DID I SAY SMEGSY?? 😘, beautiful, pretty, attractive, faultless, unsurpassed, stellar, terrific, exquisite, marvelous, impeccable, unblemished, heavenly, bootiful, gleaming, fruity, glamorous, foxy, smashable, stunning, graceful, appealing, ravishing, gorgeous, lovely, tasty, divine, charming, sun-kissed, perfectly tanned, beguiling, angelic, classy, sassy, enticing, pulchritudinous, sublime, statuesque, radiant, fancy schmancy, ideal, nice, pleasant, again...DID I SAY SMEGSY?? 😏, excellent, refined, sightly, pleasing, eye catching, alluring, captivating, grand, fetching, enthralling, comely, pookielicious, dazzling, charming, delicate, tantalizing, hunky, skin!! 😰😭

Anadil: No way I just sat through that-

Nicola: OKAY LET'S RATE SHIPS NOW. 

Me: NVM my fingers are too lazy for sorting y'all. that'll be for next week!

Agatha: huh. 

Me: Rate the ships!

Nicola: Erm, what is it?

Me: It's Keatrix. 

Kiko: Alright! 10/10!

Dot: 9/10.

Tedros: TBH Kiko rates every ship 10/10. Anywys, 5/10

Hort: 0/10, I'm a Reenatrix shipper.

Hester: Reenatrix for life. 2/10

Anadil: 8.6/10??? I don't know.

Reena: 8/10, it's okay.

Nicola: 4/10. I can't see it.

Sophie: 3/10, I don't care. 

Agatha: 7/10. They're good friends.

Beatrix: 9/10, Kiko is my best friend. 

Dot: 10/10! Super cute! <3

Me: GREAT now buh bye.

Nicola: Why?

Me: it's my birthday and I decided to spend it doing whatever I want. Like going to Starbucks and get a birthday cake pop and a mocha cookie crumble frapp with no whip cream because I despise whip cream.

Sophie: I see. 

Agatha: Oh.

Dot: Happy Birthday!

Me: Thank you 🥳🎉 And then I'm going to Wawa for cream cheese pretzels. 

Tedros: Stawp making me jelly.

Me: NEXT is pho for lunch! AND then going to Paris Baguette for mah cake.

Kiko: LUCKYYY

Me: IMMA STOB BLABBING NOW AND ACTUALLY GO.

Hester: Alright, bye. 

Kiko: have a nice birthday!

Me: Thank you <3....help my little sister keeps playing "Magentic" by Illit on the Alexa 😰

Anadil: That ain't mah problem. 

Me: GOODBYE!!!! *grabs a broom and flies away*

Hester: I'm bored.

Hort: Monopoly anyone?

Beatrix: NO Kiko always cheats at that game.

Sophie: yeah. 

Reena:...what do we do now?

Dot: Err...read random wattpad stories?

Tedros: Sure.

Agatha: There's nothing to do anyways.

Beatrix: let's read "Sheets"!

Reena: I don't know what that is.

Beatrix: this is the 3634654791103475647602355429601081781748657667477th time I'm reading this. 

Dot: OH-

Hester: I guess we'll find out.