*Back in IMP, the IMP crew can be heard arguing at each other about random shit*
*Joshie can be seen mopping as Loona walks out ignoring the whole drama*
Joshie: Hey Loona ^^
Loona: Hey Joshie, how have you been?
Joshie: Doing fine and all just still cleaning the same shit in the bathroom, every 30 fucking seconds.
Loona: Listen, I'm gonna order something from doordash, You want something?
Joshie: Doordash? Again? But they get my orders wrong though. The last time you ordered from Doordash, They put Cum all over my fucking Sandwich!
Loona: What the fuck?
Joshie: Yes. I'm not joking. Everyone else gets they're fair share, but all I get is the wrong order. I even barfed at some point because there was a fucking spider on my Chicken Sandwich.
Loona: *she then looks at her phone and shows a post of Joshie barfing in the toilet by Blitz* Ugh!!! Gross!!! Yeah I understand. Doordash can be a pain in the ass to deal with. But I was gonna order pizza if you're ok with it.
Joshie: Sure. Fine, I can go for a pizza right now. *his tummy rumbles as he feels like a hungry wolf* Oh man... I'm feeling really hungry... get me pepperoni please...
Loona: *she starts calling a pizza* Yeah, hi. Can I get three pizzas? I want pepperoni and bacon. Alright fuck you. *she hung up on the phone* Pizza is coming.
*then door can be heard knocking*
Joshie: I'll get it. *he walks to the door and grabs the pizza and pays the delivery guy and sets it down on the table*
Loona: Awesome. Let's see it.
*Joshie then opens the pizza boxes but then they see the pizza topped with Apples. Loona and Joshie both froze in shock as they both growled angrily*
Joshie: WHAT?!!! Apples on the pizza?!!! *he threw the pizza out the window* Who the FUCK puts apples on a fucking pizza anyways?!!!
Loona: This never happened to me before?! Why did those dumbasses get it wrong?!!
Blitz: What's all the screaming about?! Oooh Pizza! *he opens the next box up and it shows Apples* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!! Who the fuck put Apples on the pizza?!!!
Moxxie: and I thought pineapple on pizza was bad...
Blitz: What were you two doing?
Loona: We're on break Blitz. We were trying to order some shit for us but then some asshole gave us both Apple fucking pizza! *she threw the pizza away* this app already hates me. *she said it in a grumpy mumbling way*
Blitz: Well don't worry Loonie, I'll have to drive you guys to a fast food restaurant.
Moxxie: Uhhh sir?... What's wrong with Joshie?...
Joshie: *he crawls on the floor acting like a hungry wolf as he growls and starts shaking* I'm so fucking hungry!!! I feel like I wanna eat an actual imp for a free course meal...
Loona: Ok Calm down, Joshie we're going right now.
*later as Blitz drove them to the pizza drive thru*
Blitz: Alright we're here.
Joshie: Wait, when did they have a drive thru here?...
Blitz: Doesn't matter, Go ahead and Take your order.
Speaker: Welcome to Demon Pizza, how may I help you?
Joshie: Sigh alright, Now can we get three pizzas with Bacon and pepperoni please?
Speaker: ok so you want the Apples and banana pizza, am I correct?
Joshie: NO!!! I did not say apples and bananas, I said pepperoni and Bacon!!! Do I have to repeat?!!! I mean I understand if you can't listen I get that too, But I literally said "Pepperoni and fucking Bacon!" Do you understand?
Speaker: Alright so you said Pepperoni?
Joshie: Yes.
Speaker: And you said bacon too, right?
Joshie: Yes!
Speaker: And the Apples?
Joshie: NO!!!! NO NO NO NO!!! NOT THE FUCKING APPLES!!! DON'T EVER BRING UP THE FUCKING APPLES EVER AGAIN!!!! PLEASE STOP SAYING APPLES I DON'T WANT THEM ON THE GODDAMN PIZZA!!!!
Speaker: Sir, I think you should relax with all the screaming. I think you should have some Bananas and Apples to calm your worthless ass down.
Joshie: OH THATS FUCKING IT!!! *he gets out of the car and starts breaking through the Window eating the Demon speaker on the other side as he panics and his voice cracks*
Demon: OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! OH GOD HE ATE MY FUCKING LEG!!!!
*soon the employee died in the restaurant, And soon Joshie Woshie kicked the door to get out and walks to Blitz's van as everyone looks at him with a surprised expression*
Joshie: Let's go, I got the pizza.
*blitz soon drove off*
Blitz: Alright but just to be sure. Let's look inside that box.
Joshie: *he opens up the box and it just shows apples and bananas* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!!!
*The End*
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Joshie Season 1
FanfictionMany stories talk about many of the wonders, Joshie and his friends had to really go through. Many of them will tell even stories of how they came together, such as how Darious found Joshie or When Joshie and Otto met each other and they would becom...
