❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞
━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am.
[ al-haith...
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[ 12:04 AM ]
Me:
...It's been an hour.
Did you die?
Muse:
i wish i did.
wait hold on
'come to mine instead' ?????
YOU REMEMBER OUR FIRSTS 🥺🥺
Me:
So you are still awake.
What happened?
You don't sound particularly thrilled.
Muse:
you know
i have had a fair share of disappointing experiences in my life
like this one dude i was in a brief situationship with was fully convinced i was turned on by his felix-stray-kids-wannabe voice but the whole time i was just staring at him with pure disgust because he could never 'maniac nasa ppajin geotcheoreom michyeo maniac' the way he did
at that point i still believed i was straight but then he had the audacity to ask
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