Far Cry 5 Seed Family x Deputy! Reader Scenarios

You snuck into their house to make them breakfast in bed

Joseph:

... No words were said, just stared at each other. So you slid the plate to him, whispering "breakfast in bed". He blinked then just asked "How did you get in?" so answered; "Your guards are shit. Eat."

With a sigh he sat up, taking a bite then told you to at least join him. So sat on his bed and both ate. He didn't say much as he just woke up but sometimes asked a question or commented on something. He didn't kick you out after, let you roam about and be your strange self.

John:

"What the actual fu-?!" How do you expect him to react? Thankful?! He got a heart attack when he woke up to someone in his house, or so in front of him! So when he saw it was you, casual attitude while holding food, he got so unamused, annoyed, and still in disbelief.

You told him to just sit up and eat, so, in his disbelief, he slowly sat up and ate the food. Midway he decided to stop questioning your actions and just enjoy the food and company; throwing in a few suggestive comments since both on a bed.

Jacob:

The gun from under his pillow was quickly taken then held to the intruder's head. ... the intruder is you, holding a tray with food, saying you made him breakfast in bed.

He told you to get the fuck out of his house but you answered "No" then held the tray to him. He pushed it aside but you pushed it back to him so he pushed it away but you pushed it back. This kept going until he got so annoyed he snatched it and ate; halfway grumpily asking "Happy?". Once he was done he held it to you and said; "Now get the hell out."

The security around his house doubled after that.

Faith:

She twisted in her sleep, groaning as she didn't want to wake up. Her eyes opened to see a figure looming over her. She screamed bloody mary at that, trying to rush away but they grasped her arm and then suddenly... food?

"I made you breakfast." she stared at you with widen eyes as you commented that. Her heavy breathing came to a slow one then began smacking your arms, angrily asking what your problem is then got up and stormed off, furiously asking why no one in this county is normal.