Texting Mr.Darcy

I'm scared of heights,you are scared of falling.

Mr.Darcy: (sent image) his plants.

Me: (sent image) plants from work place.

Mr.Darcy: Your work place is nice and tidy .

Me: Yeah,thanks to the cleaning lady.

Mr.Darcy: Isn't that you?

Me: Nope !

Mr.Darcy: You clean the toilets?

Me: Not in my compentence ,actually,only doctors are qualified to do that.

Mr.Darcy: We do sometimes deal with shit.

Me: I know.

Mr.Darcy: Funny how you find it easy to attack my profession 😂.Like there's no fault in me 😍.

Me: That's why it comes so natural to me,cause it's you cutie pie 😍.

Mr.Darcy: Seems like you were not in a mood to talk to anyone and I got you going .

Me: Nah,I'm just calm cause I got my period and now my feelings are validated.

Mr.Darcy: Should I congratulate you?

Me: Yes.

Mr.Darcy: Congrats to not being a mother for yet another month. I volunteer to make that dream happen for you next month ,if you are in for it 😉.

Me: Carry your child? No ,thanks. I'll pass.

Mr.Darcy: The offer is still on the table if you change your mind.

Me: Never.

Mr.Darcy: Never say never.

Me: Cliché.
Me: I went to the salon and got my manicure off..now my nails are damaged,highly sensitive,and ugly .

Mr.Darcy: Show me ?

Me: (sent image) my poor nails.

Mr.Darcy: So no hand jobs for me then .

Me: Nope. Gotta use your own.

~Hours later~

Mr.Darcy: You gonna provide the content yeah?

Me: What content?
Me: Sorry I forget what we were talking about when some time goes between replies.

Seen by Mr.Darcy.

"23:45 " Mr.Darcy: (sent image)

Whatever ! I rolled on my bed,left him on open and slept.

~Next morning~

Mr.Darcy: Well I guess the conversation is dead.

Me: Guessing whose fault is that.

Mr.Darcy: Then this is goodbye !

Me: Okay.

Mr.Darcy: Okay.

Me: Sad.

Mr.Darcy: What? It makes you sad?

Me: It does.

Mr.Darcy: I'm going out for a coffee. Will meet Blertha.

Me: Cool. Show her to me ,when you see her.

Mr.Darcy: She doesn't want to talk to you.

Me: Why,what did I do?

Mr.Darcy: You broke my heart.
Mr.Darcy: I've been thinking all morning to cut all connections with you.