You are an asshole !

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~Next day~

Mr.Darcy: (sent image) selfie in bed with the caption "Good morning"

Me: Good morning.

Mr.Darcy: I'm off today !

Me:Any plans?

Mr.Darcy: Not yet .
Mr.Darcy: (sent image) mirror selfie.

Me: Looks like you are going out.

Mr.Darcy:(sent image)mirror selfie on changing room,with the capition "Yes/no?"

Me: What am I giving my approval on?

Mr.Darcy: The blue shirt im wearing. Should I buy it or not?

Me: It does look good on you. Fits you well.

Mr.Darcy: Do I get to see you?

Me: Why? Missed me?

Mr.Darcy: A bit yeah!

Me:(sent image) a selfie

Mr.Darcy: Now that's what I missed .Send a full body pic? Show me those curves! ❤️

Me:Are you good at taking curves?

Mr.Darcy: You mean fucking curvy girls?

Me: No !

Mr.Darcy: So what does it means?

Me: The curves in the roads.
Me:(sent image)

Me: My failed masterpiece

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Me: My failed masterpiece.

Mr.Darcy: Looks good !

Me: Cool ! Because it looks like it will stay with me for awhile.

Mr.Darcy: Are you in the washroom?

Me: Yeah! Was trying to get it off with alchohol. Not really working.

Mr.Darcy: So I don't see anything, that means? 😜

Me:That means that you are not very lucky?😂

Mr.Darcy: You're not feeling generous?

Me: I'm always generous.

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~Hours Later~

Mr.Darcy: (sent image) 15.000 steps

Me: That's very good.

Mr.Darcy: Not bad lol. I'm working next three days so putting these steps in haha.

Me:Did the doctor told you to do so?😂

Mr.Darcy: Hahah. No I need to get back to my olden shape.

Me:What's an olden shape?

Mr.Darcy:(sent image) his younger self.

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